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He like constricts it,it falls to the ground, he lifts it, he puts it back in,and he goes...

He like constricts it,
it falls to the ground, he lifts it, he puts it back in,
and he goes "Well, Easter bunny's dead." Makes that joke for the kids

Full Transcript

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He like constricts it, it falls to the ground,
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he lifts it, he puts it back in, and he goes "Well, Easter bunny's dead."
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Makes that joke for the kids.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:58
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have you done this before?" - The Standups 00:07
Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have y...
S01 • E04 Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club! - The Standups 00:04
Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club!
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Will you write something funny? No one ever does." - The Standups 00:08
Will you write something funny? No one ever does."
S01 • E02 My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness. - The Standups 00:04
My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness.
S01 • E05 I always know how long I've had my IUD - The Standups 00:07
I always know how long I've had my IUD
S01 • E06 I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by herself. - The Standups 00:05
I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by...
S01 • E01 Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch the snake." - The Standups 00:07
Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch ...
S01 • E02 [shocked laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[shocked laughter]
S01 • E05 So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011, - The Standups 00:08
So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011,
S01 • E04 There's another thing, though, that every girl worries about with it. - The Standups 00:05
There's another thing, though, that every girl worries ...
S01 • E02 [mimics explosion] - The Standups 00:09
[mimics explosion]
S01 • E01 No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet them." - The Standups 00:08
No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet th...
S01 • E05 In those five years, I got so much done, okay? - The Standups 00:04
In those five years, I got so much done, okay?
S01 • E04 Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it's like... - The Standups 00:04
Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it&...
S01 • E03 My nigga was at home like, - The Standups 00:05
My nigga was at home like,
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now." - The Standups 00:09
I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now."