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The Standups

He wouldn't do it, he's too proud."No, he would

He wouldn't do it, he's too proud."
No, he would

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He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he would.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:43
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 If I make eye contact with a woman, I'm like, "She heard all my thoughts! - The Standups 00:04
If I make eye contact with a woman, I'm like, "She...
S01 • E05 And it just got down to the crunch time and I got a spray tan instead. - The Standups 00:06
And it just got down to the crunch time and I got a spray ta...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 It's my favorite thing when a dog smells another person. - The Standups 00:04
It's my favorite thing when a dog smells another person...
S01 • E05 She had asked me to be the maid of honor - The Standups 00:10
She had asked me to be the maid of honor
S01 • E03 They looked at my car, and they were like, - The Standups 00:16
They looked at my car, and they were like,
S01 • E01 And Google was like, "Do you mean 'hammock'?" - The Standups 00:09
And Google was like, "Do you mean 'hammock'?&...
S01 • E06 Run to the nearest blanket!" - The Standups 00:10
Run to the nearest blanket!"
S01 • E04 And the person, when the dog smells them, they go, - The Standups 00:13
And the person, when the dog smells them, they go,
S01 • E02 Listen, I don't think gay guys or straight girls get enough credit for doing that. - The Standups 00:06
Listen, I don't think gay guys or straight girls get en...
S01 • E01 The other embarrassing part of that is so it happened, - The Standups 00:08
The other embarrassing part of that is so it happened,
S01 • E02 If anyone tried to put anything in my butt hole, - The Standups 00:18
If anyone tried to put anything in my butt hole,
S01 • E05 And I don't know if I can make it." - The Standups 00:13
And I don't know if I can make it."
S01 • E06 We were gonna go on a date and then the girl texted me, - The Standups 00:10
We were gonna go on a date and then the girl texted me,
S01 • E04 He's honing in on those ripe balls." - The Standups 00:06
He's honing in on those ripe balls."
S01 • E01 I was like, "This is funny, right?" - The Standups 00:13
I was like, "This is funny, right?"
S01 • E03 I was like, "Wow. I hate that I disrespected them, but I didn't know." - The Standups 00:10
I was like, "Wow. I hate that I disrespected them, but ...
S01 • E04 [lisps] "It's Misty." "No." - The Standups 00:07
[lisps] "It's Misty." "No."
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 Ow! No! Ow! No! Ow! No!" - The Standups 00:08
Ow! No! Ow! No! Ow! No!"