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The Standups

I was always like,"I'm never going to do that." And then I did coke, and I was like,"Well...

I was always like,
"I'm never going to do that." And then I did coke, and I was like,
"Well let's try it. Let's

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I was always like, "I'm never going to do that."
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And then I did coke, and I was like, "Well let's try it. Let's...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:47
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 "OK." - The Standups 00:08
"OK."
S01 • E06 She just hated shit that I liked that reminded her I grew up without money. - The Standups 00:05
She just hated shit that I liked that reminded her I grew up...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 I told her that I like ranch salad dressing. - The Standups 00:04
I told her that I like ranch salad dressing.
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 He's basically like, "This is what I would love to talk to you about." - The Standups 00:16
He's basically like, "This is what I would love to...
S01 • E05 "There's been a breach in security on your debit card." - The Standups 00:10
"There's been a breach in security on your debit c...
S01 • E04 Here's the thing, not a lot of girls admit that they do it, - The Standups 00:06
Here's the thing, not a lot of girls admit that they do...
S01 • E06 It turns out I might as well have told her that I eat human shit. - The Standups 00:04
It turns out I might as well have told her that I eat human ...
S01 • E02 Do you want us to go and buy you, like, a men's blazer? - The Standups 00:05
Do you want us to go and buy you, like, a men's blazer?
S01 • E06 She's like, "You like ranch?" - The Standups 00:05
She's like, "You like ranch?"
S01 • E05 I'll be honest, the third trip was just toppings." - The Standups 00:09
I'll be honest, the third trip was just toppings."
S01 • E06 It's from Hidden Valley. It's the best." - The Standups 00:08
It's from Hidden Valley. It's the best."
S01 • E04 No. Netflix sat you all together. That was the survey you filled out before. - The Standups 00:07
No. Netflix sat you all together. That was the survey you fi...
S01 • E01 The first snake I see is a Gaboon viper, it's a crazy venomous snake, - The Standups 00:07
The first snake I see is a Gaboon viper, it's a crazy v...
S01 • E04 No, 33% of women have done it, and it is great, and... - The Standups 00:05
No, 33% of women have done it, and it is great, and...
S01 • E05 There's just my inner single dad yelling, "More peanut butter sauce. - The Standups 00:05
There's just my inner single dad yelling, "More pe...
S01 • E01 And the story was these two kids broke into the Washington National Zoo. - The Standups 00:04
And the story was these two kids broke into the Washington N...
S01 • E06 [audience member applauds] - The Standups 00:06
[audience member applauds]
S01 • E02 What lesbian bar did you just, like, - The Standups 00:09
What lesbian bar did you just, like,