To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the subway
Please log in to add to collections.
The Standups

I always react to beautiful womenlike I just missed the subway

I always react to beautiful women
like I just missed the subway

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.212
I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the subway.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:58
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I moved in with a man when I was in college, - The Standups 00:07
I moved in with a man when I was in college,
S01 • E05 So chubby that I remember hopping onto the scale - The Standups 00:17
So chubby that I remember hopping onto the scale
S01 • E01 I went into one, I was trying to buy a hammock. - The Standups 00:04
I went into one, I was trying to buy a hammock.
S01 • E06 Fxck!" - The Standups 00:07
Fxck!"
S01 • E02 "I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you are not even married. - The Standups 00:05
"I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you ...
S01 • E01 So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live, - The Standups 00:29
So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live,
S01 • E03 What we've got going on right now, this is called "the now." - The Standups 00:15
What we've got going on right now, this is called "...
S01 • E04 And your dog would too. Your dog wants to go down on you so badly. - The Standups 00:05
And your dog would too. Your dog wants to go down on you so ...
S01 • E02 You're going to be living in sin." - The Standups 00:18
You're going to be living in sin."
S01 • E04 You can't let them do it. It would be the ultimate treat for them. - The Standups 00:04
You can't let them do it. It would be the ultimate trea...
S01 • E04 I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't." - The Standups 00:04
I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't."
S01 • E04 Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss. - The Standups 00:05
Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss.
S01 • E06 I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It's a terrible combination. - The Standups 00:05
I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It&...
S01 • E02 [moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[moans of desire]
S01 • E06 Drunk guys are good at being single because they're confident. They're numb. - The Standups 00:04
Drunk guys are good at being single because they're con...
S01 • E02 [deeper moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[deeper moans of desire]
S01 • E03 I met with these big agents one time when I was... - The Standups 00:04
I met with these big agents one time when I was...
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Do you guys sell 'hammots'?" - The Standups 00:13
Do you guys sell 'hammots'?"