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I am doing this for Jesus.
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The Standups

I am doing this for Jesus." And Jesus was like,"I don't think you are, though

I am doing this for Jesus." And Jesus was like,
"I don't think you are, though

Full Transcript

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I am doing this for Jesus."
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And Jesus was like, "I don't think you are, though.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:59
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E03 I also hate it when white people know more about black history than I do. - The Standups 00:05
I also hate it when white people know more about black histo...
S01 • E04 So if my dog was going to town, I'd be like, "Can you use your paw or something?" - The Standups 00:07
So if my dog was going to town, I'd be like, "Can ...
S01 • E06 You ever broken up with someone and just trashed them to all your friends? - The Standups 00:05
You ever broken up with someone and just trashed them to all...
S01 • E04 It would just be a waste of peanut butter is what I'm saying, ultimately, - The Standups 00:07
It would just be a waste of peanut butter is what I'm s...
S01 • E01 They want to show you the video. - The Standups 00:05
They want to show you the video.
S01 • E02 You might want to wear that Fitbit." - The Standups 00:06
You might want to wear that Fitbit."
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye surgery." - The Standups 00:12
Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye...
S01 • E05 Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. You know? - The Standups 00:05
Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. ...
S01 • E03 Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call him - The Standups 00:08
Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call hi...
S01 • E02 Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!" - The Standups 00:18
Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!"
S01 • E05 And then I got to thinking and I said, - The Standups 00:08
And then I got to thinking and I said,
S01 • E06 I got pretty fxcking honest back there." - The Standups 00:06
I got pretty fxcking honest back there."
S01 • E04 "I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi." - The Standups 00:04
"I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi."
S01 • E01 If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask that guy for a video, - The Standups 00:07
If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask th...
S01 • E05 Like, "I can't be at this birth because of sports." - The Standups 00:09
Like, "I can't be at this birth because of sports....
S01 • E03 Women, when you go on a date, - The Standups 00:06
Women, when you go on a date,
S01 • E01 I was like, "Should I bring someone to take me home?" - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "Should I bring someone to take me home?&qu...
S01 • E06 I live in New York where there are "Nor'easters" - The Standups 00:08
I live in New York where there are "Nor'easters&qu...