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The Standups

I am hungry." Then I left, because the policewere on their way

I am hungry." Then I left, because the police
were on their way

Full Transcript

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I am hungry."
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Then I left, because the police were on their way.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:22
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:05
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E01 We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now. - The Standups 00:04
We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now.
S01 • E04 The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a doorway. Where's my go-bag?" - The Standups 00:06
The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a d...
S01 • E03 I will set black people back ten years if I order that." - The Standups 00:08
I will set black people back ten years if I order that."...
S01 • E05 My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio, - The Standups 00:07
My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio,
S01 • E06 I still play video games, - The Standups 00:07
I still play video games,
S01 • E01 So I don't even know what it feels like to not have some lady be like, - The Standups 00:07
So I don't even know what it feels like to not have som...
S01 • E04 Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart - The Standups 00:08
Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart
S01 • E05 The last time that I went home - The Standups 00:08
The last time that I went home
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:08
[laughter]
S01 • E03 "Excuse me, white woman. Can you order me 17 watermelon mojitos, please? - The Standups 00:05
"Excuse me, white woman. Can you order me 17 watermelon...
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 [women cheer] - The Standups 00:05
[women cheer]
S01 • E04 I would rather wake up to someone breaking into my house, literally, than that. - The Standups 00:05
I would rather wake up to someone breaking into my house, li...
S01 • E05 So I was going home to try and catch the baby, - The Standups 00:06
So I was going home to try and catch the baby,
S01 • E02 A gold star, that's lingo for, "I ain't never slept with no man." - The Standups 00:07
A gold star, that's lingo for, "I ain't never...
S01 • E03 I don't want to go back and forth with this bitch all night." - The Standups 00:04
I don't want to go back and forth with this bitch all n...
S01 • E06 She's like, "You're 33. You should stop playing video games." - The Standups 00:13
She's like, "You're 33. You should stop playi...
S01 • E04 Because I woke up and I'd freeze, - The Standups 00:07
Because I woke up and I'd freeze,
S01 • E05 And she has other kids that are outside of her walking around. - The Standups 00:04
And she has other kids that are outside of her walking aroun...