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I was asking him,

I was asking him, "You curse, huh?"He was like, "Mm-hm." I'm like, "What curse words do...

The Standups • S01E03 • 2017

I was asking him, "You curse, huh?"
He was like, "Mm-hm." I'm like, "What curse words do you say?"
He was like, "All of them." [audience laughs] I'm like, "Well, say them."
"I don't want to, Daddy." I'm like, "If you always say them,
say the motherfucking curse words." He was like, "Well, I say the S-word, and I say the F-word, and I say the D-word." I'm like, "Wait a minute.
'Damn' or 'dick'?" "Both." I'm like, "Go on." "So I say the M-F-word, and I say the B-word, and I say the banned word." I wasn't up on the banned word. I'm like,
"What the fuck is the banned word?" He was like, "I don't want to say it." I'm like, "Say it.
You say the rest of them. Say it." He was like, "Bitch-ass niggas." [audience laughs]

Full Transcript

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I was asking him, "You curse, huh?" He was like, "Mm-hm."

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I'm like, "What curse words do you say?" He was like, "All of them."

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[audience laughs]

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I'm like, "Well, say them." "I don't want to, Daddy."

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I'm like, "If you always say them, say the motherfucking curse words."

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He was like, "Well, I say the S-word,

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and I say the F-word,

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and I say the D-word."

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I'm like, "Wait a minute. 'Damn' or 'dick'?"

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"Both."

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I'm like, "Go on."

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"So I say the M-F-word,

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and I say the B-word,

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and I say the banned word."

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I wasn't up on the banned word. I'm like, "What the fuck is the banned word?"

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He was like, "I don't want to say it."

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I'm like, "Say it. You say the rest of them. Say it."

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He was like,

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"Bitch-ass niggas."

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[audience laughs]

Duration

50 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:40

Uploaded

Jun 30, 2025

Season

1

Episode

3

Genres

Production

Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.