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The Standups

I did sign up for match.com, which was one of the mostexcruciating processes of my life

I did sign up for match.com, which was one of the most
excruciating processes of my life

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I did sign up for match.com,
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which was one of the most excruciating processes of my life.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about that. You don't know that." - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "You've never even heard a rumor about...
S01 • E06 I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Meal?" "I do!" - The Standups 00:07
I heard you guys use cat meat. "Do you want a Fourth Me...
S01 • E03 We look in there, see what you've got, - The Standups 00:07
We look in there, see what you've got,
S01 • E02 But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I was like... - The Standups 00:05
But he just whipped it out. He just whipped it out, and I wa...
S01 • E04 First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself - The Standups 00:11
First of all, you have to write a headline for yourself
S01 • E01 We don't know one dog medicine maker that's texting her, - The Standups 00:07
We don't know one dog medicine maker that's textin...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:07
[retches]
S01 • E05 I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from his pre-school - The Standups 00:07
I used to babysit a little boy and would pick him up from hi...
S01 • E06 They fxck us up. I get scared. I read shit that freaks me out. - The Standups 00:04
They fxck us up. I get scared. I read shit that freaks me ou...
S01 • E01 I wanted to let you know first, - The Standups 00:05
I wanted to let you know first,
S01 • E03 I'll walk by your cart and be like, "She has got buns, hot dogs. - The Standups 00:05
I'll walk by your cart and be like, "She has got b...
S01 • E06 I read a news article recently that said top geologists believe Miami, Florida - The Standups 00:08
I read a news article recently that said top geologists beli...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:05
[retches]
S01 • E05 And, like, a little kid that didn't belong to me rolled up - The Standups 00:08
And, like, a little kid that didn't belong to me rolled...
S01 • E01 Feel free to tell your husband at 3 a.m." - The Standups 00:09
Feel free to tell your husband at 3 a.m."
S01 • E03 That bitch is going to need ketchup. Let me go to the ketchup." - The Standups 00:04
That bitch is going to need ketchup. Let me go to the ketchu...
S01 • E06 That's insane that there are gonna be history classes - The Standups 00:08
That's insane that there are gonna be history classes
S01 • E05 So I can lie down and rest my weary bones." - The Standups 00:08
So I can lie down and rest my weary bones."
S01 • E02 It's like an elevator that you're supposed to make go up, - The Standups 00:08
It's like an elevator that you're supposed to make...
S01 • E04 And then you pick a picture, - The Standups 00:06
And then you pick a picture,