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The Standups

I was going to start tonight at midnight.I was wondering if that's..." What I've...

I was going to start tonight at midnight.
I was wondering if that's..." What I've learned,
what's easier than working out is just tell people that
you used to weigh 300 pounds

Full Transcript

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I was going to start tonight at midnight. I was wondering if that's..."
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What I've learned, what's easier than working out
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is just tell people that you used to weigh 300 pounds.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:21
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 CrossFit will go out. God, you guys tightened up on that one. - The Standups 00:04
CrossFit will go out. God, you guys tightened up on that one...
S01 • E02 Those are literally my two favorite foods, bread and pudding. - The Standups 00:04
Those are literally my two favorite foods, bread and pudding...
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E06 I think I underestimated the popularity of CrossFit in Los Angeles. - The Standups 00:05
I think I underestimated the popularity of CrossFit in Los A...
S01 • E01 That's a lot. They don't know, you know? So... - The Standups 00:05
That's a lot. They don't know, you know? So...
S01 • E06 Like, "What the hell do you mean? My core is as strong as ever." - The Standups 00:05
Like, "What the hell do you mean? My core is as strong ...
S01 • E01 I've never weighed 300 pounds, - The Standups 00:06
I've never weighed 300 pounds,
S01 • E03 They put this person on a pedestal, - The Standups 00:06
They put this person on a pedestal,
S01 • E02 I was like, "Hey, man, can I ask, - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "Hey, man, can I ask,
S01 • E04 No one wants them." - The Standups 00:07
No one wants them."
S01 • E06 They opened a CrossFit directly across the street from my house in Queens. - The Standups 00:05
They opened a CrossFit directly across the street from my ho...
S01 • E05 It's a very serious thing to go through and she healed - The Standups 00:08
It's a very serious thing to go through and she healed
S01 • E01 Today's my cheat day obviously, but normally I'm pretty strict." - The Standups 00:10
Today's my cheat day obviously, but normally I'm p...
S01 • E02 Like... Like, on a scale of Michael Phelps to Snoop Dogg, how high am I?" - The Standups 00:12
Like... Like, on a scale of Michael Phelps to Snoop Dogg, ho...
S01 • E03 I'm not going to put her in the same category as 9/11 firefighters, - The Standups 00:09
I'm not going to put her in the same category as 9/11 f...
S01 • E06 So now, every afternoon, - The Standups 00:06
So now, every afternoon,
S01 • E04 My headline wasn't like, "Squawk! I'm single!" - The Standups 00:06
My headline wasn't like, "Squawk! I'm single!...
S01 • E05 And the show that I had was at a wine bar - The Standups 00:07
And the show that I had was at a wine bar
S01 • E04 I wasn't like, "I love birds." - The Standups 00:04
I wasn't like, "I love birds."
S01 • E01 I like apples, but I only like pre-cut apples. - The Standups 00:04
I like apples, but I only like pre-cut apples.