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I got the waitress and shit.I was like, "What's your drink special?" She was like,"We've...

I got the waitress and shit.
I was like, "What's your drink special?" She was like,
"We've got watermelon mojitos." I was like, "Shut the fuck up!" [audience laughs] "Watermelon mojitos?

Full Transcript

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I got the waitress and shit. I was like, "What's your drink special?"
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She was like, "We've got watermelon mojitos."
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I was like, "Shut the fuck up!"
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[audience laughs]
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"Watermelon mojitos?
Duration
14 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:54
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 To be in an elementary school, yelling, - The Standups 00:11
To be in an elementary school, yelling,
S01 • E01 She's like, "Why don't you like any of my photos?" - The Standups 00:12
She's like, "Why don't you like any of my pho...
S01 • E06 About a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front of my face. - The Standups 00:04
About a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front...
S01 • E04 Pretty sure it was just a sucked up fart, but..." - The Standups 00:05
Pretty sure it was just a sucked up fart, but..."
S01 • E01 "When we took it, I said, 'I like it.' I told you I liked it." - The Standups 00:09
"When we took it, I said, 'I like it.' I told...
S01 • E04 I would fall asleep and wake up to one of them. - The Standups 00:04
I would fall asleep and wake up to one of them.
S01 • E01 There's not much more I can do with this photo." - The Standups 00:10
There's not much more I can do with this photo."
S01 • E03 I never heard of a watermelon mojito." - The Standups 00:08
I never heard of a watermelon mojito."
S01 • E05 So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. And... - The Standups 00:06
So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. A...
S01 • E02 Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves! - The Standups 00:04
Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves!
S01 • E04 First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling cards in my bed? Whoa!" - The Standups 00:06
First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling c...
S01 • E06 I am hungry." - The Standups 00:06
I am hungry."
S01 • E05 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:05
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E01 We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now. - The Standups 00:04
We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now.
S01 • E04 The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a doorway. Where's my go-bag?" - The Standups 00:06
The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a d...
S01 • E03 I will set black people back ten years if I order that." - The Standups 00:08
I will set black people back ten years if I order that."...
S01 • E05 My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio, - The Standups 00:07
My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio,
S01 • E06 I still play video games, - The Standups 00:07
I still play video games,
S01 • E01 So I don't even know what it feels like to not have some lady be like, - The Standups 00:07
So I don't even know what it feels like to not have som...
S01 • E04 Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart - The Standups 00:08
Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart