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I knew she would have been like,
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The Standups

I knew she would have been like,"I know how to fix this." And I would have to be like,...

I knew she would have been like,
"I know how to fix this." And I would have to be like, "Ow! No!" [audience applauds] No

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I knew she would have been like, "I know how to fix this."
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And I would have to be like, "Ow! No!"
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[audience applauds]
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No.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:58
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have you done this before?" - The Standups 00:07
Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have y...
S01 • E04 Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club! - The Standups 00:04
Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club!
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Will you write something funny? No one ever does." - The Standups 00:08
Will you write something funny? No one ever does."
S01 • E02 My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness. - The Standups 00:04
My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness.
S01 • E05 I always know how long I've had my IUD - The Standups 00:07
I always know how long I've had my IUD
S01 • E06 I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by herself. - The Standups 00:05
I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by...
S01 • E01 Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch the snake." - The Standups 00:07
Then he goes, "All right, you have permission to touch ...
S01 • E02 [shocked laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[shocked laughter]
S01 • E05 So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011, - The Standups 00:08
So my first one was Just For Laughs, Montreal 2011,
S01 • E04 There's another thing, though, that every girl worries about with it. - The Standups 00:05
There's another thing, though, that every girl worries ...
S01 • E02 [mimics explosion] - The Standups 00:09
[mimics explosion]
S01 • E01 No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet them." - The Standups 00:08
No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet th...
S01 • E05 In those five years, I got so much done, okay? - The Standups 00:04
In those five years, I got so much done, okay?
S01 • E04 Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it's like... - The Standups 00:04
Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it&...
S01 • E03 My nigga was at home like, - The Standups 00:05
My nigga was at home like,
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now." - The Standups 00:09
I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now."