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The Standups

I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't." But think about it

I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't." But think about it

Full Transcript

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I know you're like, "No, it wouldn't."
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But think about it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:22
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss. - The Standups 00:05
Like, he would love to lick on your sweet, sweet puss.
S01 • E06 I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It's a terrible combination. - The Standups 00:05
I'm fxcked. I'm a pothead and I'm single. It&...
S01 • E02 [moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[moans of desire]
S01 • E06 Drunk guys are good at being single because they're confident. They're numb. - The Standups 00:04
Drunk guys are good at being single because they're con...
S01 • E02 [deeper moans of desire] - The Standups 00:06
[deeper moans of desire]
S01 • E03 I met with these big agents one time when I was... - The Standups 00:04
I met with these big agents one time when I was...
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Do you guys sell 'hammots'?" - The Standups 00:13
Do you guys sell 'hammots'?"
S01 • E06 They make eye contact with a woman at a bar, they're like, "She wants it." - The Standups 00:08
They make eye contact with a woman at a bar, they're li...
S01 • E03 I sold this show to them. We were about to celebrate. It was three Jewish guys. - The Standups 00:05
I sold this show to them. We were about to celebrate. It was...
S01 • E02 [clicks tongue] - The Standups 00:04
[clicks tongue]
S01 • E04 He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he would. - The Standups 00:05
He wouldn't do it, he's too proud." No, he wo...
S01 • E03 We were like, "Let's kick it! Let's go hang out!" - The Standups 00:07
We were like, "Let's kick it! Let's go hang o...
S01 • E05 And it just got down to the crunch time and I got a spray tan instead. - The Standups 00:06
And it just got down to the crunch time and I got a spray ta...
S01 • E06 If I make eye contact with a woman, I'm like, "She heard all my thoughts! - The Standups 00:04
If I make eye contact with a woman, I'm like, "She...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 It's my favorite thing when a dog smells another person. - The Standups 00:04
It's my favorite thing when a dog smells another person...
S01 • E05 She had asked me to be the maid of honor - The Standups 00:10
She had asked me to be the maid of honor
S01 • E03 They looked at my car, and they were like, - The Standups 00:16
They looked at my car, and they were like,