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The Standups

I was like, "It's just a sock,I'm not gonna take it back to the house, I quit, you know."...

I was like, "It's just a sock,
I'm not gonna take it back to the house, I quit, you know." But I also didn't want
a baby sock in my car, you know?

Full Transcript

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I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna take it back to the house,
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I quit, you know."
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But I also didn't want a baby sock in my car, you know?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:55
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I got to do a cool opportunity - The Standups 00:06
I got to do a cool opportunity
S01 • E06 No one looks up from their phones - The Standups 00:06
No one looks up from their phones
S01 • E04 For me." - The Standups 00:06
For me."
S01 • E01 I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group of people I met, - The Standups 00:06
I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group ...
S01 • E02 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:09
[audience cheers]
S01 • E03 Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness, - The Standups 00:12
Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness,
S01 • E05 I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain, - The Standups 00:13
I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack of Canadian wolves, - The Standups 00:09
Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack o...
S01 • E04 Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put running. - The Standups 00:05
Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put runni...
S01 • E04 "Think I'll just put that." - The Standups 00:06
"Think I'll just put that."
S01 • E02 Now, I am not a big weed person, - The Standups 00:06
Now, I am not a big weed person,
S01 • E03 Because a man with grey hair, - The Standups 00:09
Because a man with grey hair,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 I have never done edibles before because I don't eat green stuff. - The Standups 00:05
I have never done edibles before because I don't eat gr...
S01 • E01 My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for our 20-year reunion." - The Standups 00:28
My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for ou...
S01 • E05 I just said, "You shook it too hard." - The Standups 00:11
I just said, "You shook it too hard."
S01 • E06 You'd have a death wish to look at your phone, - The Standups 00:05
You'd have a death wish to look at your phone,
S01 • E02 So she asked me to eat this meal, - The Standups 00:10
So she asked me to eat this meal,
S01 • E06 "What the hell is he doing?" "He's checking Twitter." - The Standups 00:11
"What the hell is he doing?" "He's check...