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I never heard of a watermelon mojito.
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I never heard of a watermelon mojito." Then I started thinking,"Damn, I'm the only black...

I never heard of a watermelon mojito." Then I started thinking,
"Damn, I'm the only black dude down here

Full Transcript

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I never heard of a watermelon mojito."
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Then I started thinking, "Damn, I'm the only black dude down here.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:17
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. And... - The Standups 00:06
So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. A...
S01 • E02 Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves! - The Standups 00:04
Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves!
S01 • E04 First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling cards in my bed? Whoa!" - The Standups 00:06
First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling c...
S01 • E06 I am hungry." - The Standups 00:06
I am hungry."
S01 • E05 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:05
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E01 We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now. - The Standups 00:04
We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now.
S01 • E04 The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a doorway. Where's my go-bag?" - The Standups 00:06
The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a d...
S01 • E03 I will set black people back ten years if I order that." - The Standups 00:08
I will set black people back ten years if I order that."...
S01 • E05 My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio, - The Standups 00:07
My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio,
S01 • E06 I still play video games, - The Standups 00:07
I still play video games,
S01 • E01 So I don't even know what it feels like to not have some lady be like, - The Standups 00:07
So I don't even know what it feels like to not have som...
S01 • E04 Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart - The Standups 00:08
Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart
S01 • E05 The last time that I went home - The Standups 00:08
The last time that I went home
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:08
[laughter]
S01 • E03 "Excuse me, white woman. Can you order me 17 watermelon mojitos, please? - The Standups 00:05
"Excuse me, white woman. Can you order me 17 watermelon...
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 [women cheer] - The Standups 00:05
[women cheer]
S01 • E04 I would rather wake up to someone breaking into my house, literally, than that. - The Standups 00:05
I would rather wake up to someone breaking into my house, li...
S01 • E05 So I was going home to try and catch the baby, - The Standups 00:06
So I was going home to try and catch the baby,
S01 • E03 I don't want to go back and forth with this bitch all night." - The Standups 00:04
I don't want to go back and forth with this bitch all n...