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I want a warm cookie and a story about my dad when he was a boy.
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The Standups

I want a warm cookie and a storyabout my dad when he was a boy." Sorry I had to come out...

I want a warm cookie and a story
about my dad when he was a boy." Sorry I had to come out with jerking off
at Grandma material at the top

Full Transcript

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I want a warm cookie and a story about my dad when he was a boy."
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Sorry I had to come out with jerking off at Grandma material at the top.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:16
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I am just so grateful that restaurants are serving tater tots now. - The Standups 00:06
I am just so grateful that restaurants are serving tater tot...
S01 • E03 If I don't hear a radio on in the background, I don't want that shit. - The Standups 00:04
If I don't hear a radio on in the background, I don...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 It used to be, in order to get tater tots, - The Standups 00:05
It used to be, in order to get tater tots,
S01 • E04 I resented him for it, because he knew. He had to know that I was holding them in. - The Standups 00:05
I resented him for it, because he knew. He had to know that ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:10
[laughter]
S01 • E05 They're like, "We're gonna use the back of our hand." - The Standups 00:06
They're like, "We're gonna use the back of ou...
S01 • E04 You know when you hold them in and they're like, "We're not coming out." - The Standups 00:06
You know when you hold them in and they're like, "...
S01 • E03 That's why I don't fuck with Taco Bell, there isn't a radio playing in the back. - The Standups 00:05
That's why I don't fuck with Taco Bell, there isn&...
S01 • E02 When you're in your 30s, - The Standups 00:07
When you're in your 30s,
S01 • E06 They're like, "What?" - The Standups 00:07
They're like, "What?"
S01 • E05 "We're gonna use the back of our hand on your most sensitive regions. - The Standups 00:05
"We're gonna use the back of our hand on your most...
S01 • E03 [sings in Spanish] - The Standups 00:07
[sings in Spanish]
S01 • E01 I'm just trying to see whose birthday it is." - The Standups 00:05
I'm just trying to see whose birthday it is."
S01 • E06 Now I'm just an older stoner, I'm starting to talk like a pothead. - The Standups 00:04
Now I'm just an older stoner, I'm starting to talk...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:15
[laughter]
S01 • E05 That way you know I don't like it." - The Standups 00:08
That way you know I don't like it."
S01 • E02 They are like, - The Standups 00:12
They are like,
S01 • E04 Everyone looks at you. They're like, "Whoa." - The Standups 00:06
Everyone looks at you. They're like, "Whoa."
S01 • E03 I went to this bar one time. I was the only black dude down there at the bar. - The Standups 00:05
I went to this bar one time. I was the only black dude down ...