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The Standups

I wanted to let you know first, but we've invented medicinethat can't expire

I wanted to let you know first, but we've invented medicine
that can't expire

Full Transcript

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I wanted to let you know first,
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but we've invented medicine that can't expire.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:21
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 I'll walk by your cart and be like, "She has got buns, hot dogs. - The Standups 00:05
I'll walk by your cart and be like, "She has got b...
S01 • E06 I read a news article recently that said top geologists believe Miami, Florida - The Standups 00:08
I read a news article recently that said top geologists beli...
S01 • E02 [retches] - The Standups 00:05
[retches]
S01 • E05 And, like, a little kid that didn't belong to me rolled up - The Standups 00:08
And, like, a little kid that didn't belong to me rolled...
S01 • E01 Feel free to tell your husband at 3 a.m." - The Standups 00:09
Feel free to tell your husband at 3 a.m."
S01 • E03 That bitch is going to need ketchup. Let me go to the ketchup." - The Standups 00:04
That bitch is going to need ketchup. Let me go to the ketchu...
S01 • E06 That's insane that there are gonna be history classes - The Standups 00:08
That's insane that there are gonna be history classes
S01 • E05 So I can lie down and rest my weary bones." - The Standups 00:08
So I can lie down and rest my weary bones."
S01 • E02 It's like an elevator that you're supposed to make go up, - The Standups 00:08
It's like an elevator that you're supposed to make...
S01 • E04 And then you pick a picture, - The Standups 00:06
And then you pick a picture,
S01 • E01 We didn't ask anybody, but they were happy to tell us. - The Standups 00:05
We didn't ask anybody, but they were happy to tell us.
S01 • E04 You end up in an album from 2008. You're like, "That's the shot." - The Standups 00:11
You end up in an album from 2008. You're like, "Th...
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:11
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 He was like, "You've got to put it in your hand." - The Standups 00:06
He was like, "You've got to put it in your hand.&q...
S01 • E05 Which one of your terrifying parents said that? - The Standups 00:05
Which one of your terrifying parents said that?
S01 • E01 There were like, "You're wasting money, she won't remember it." - The Standups 00:06
There were like, "You're wasting money, she won�...
S01 • E03 Have you ever been out in public with your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, - The Standups 00:09
Have you ever been out in public with your husband, wife, bo...
S01 • E01 Minnie Mouse is like real to her. It's like fun to see her get excited. - The Standups 00:04
Minnie Mouse is like real to her. It's like fun to see ...
S01 • E04 Like, I'm sure that's the same and that scarf is somewhere." - The Standups 00:09
Like, I'm sure that's the same and that scarf is s...
S01 • E01 Should I just lock her in a closet - The Standups 00:20
Should I just lock her in a closet