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The Standups

I will come backwith a drink for the winner." I don't have time for,"Where did you go to...

I will come back
with a drink for the winner." [audience applauds] I don't have time for,
"Where did you go to school?

Full Transcript

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I will come back with a drink for the winner."
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[audience applauds]
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I don't have time for, "Where did you go to school?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 You said we were going to go to IHOP at the end of the night. - The Standups 00:05
You said we were going to go to IHOP at the end of the night...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:09
[laughter]
S01 • E02 We promised the only thing we were putting in our mouths tonight is pancakes. - The Standups 00:06
We promised the only thing we were putting in our mouths ton...
S01 • E06 She's a mean person." - The Standups 00:06
She's a mean person."
S01 • E04 Just scrub it like a game of Fruit Ninja. You know just, like, very... - The Standups 00:05
Just scrub it like a game of Fruit Ninja. You know just, lik...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:04
[laughter]
S01 • E03 What do you do for a living? Where do you live?" Fuck that. - The Standups 00:04
What do you do for a living? Where do you live?" Fuck t...
S01 • E04 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:05
[audience applauds]
S01 • E02 Let's go!" - The Standups 00:09
Let's go!"
S01 • E05 Instead of ice cream, I will eat frozen yogurt. - The Standups 00:04
Instead of ice cream, I will eat frozen yogurt.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:04
[laughter]
S01 • E06 I learned they're very cold on the inside. - The Standups 00:05
I learned they're very cold on the inside.
S01 • E05 [audience member applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience member applauds]
S01 • E03 Because that's who I'm going to like the fuck back." - The Standups 00:09
Because that's who I'm going to like the fuck back...
S01 • E01 They have a thing called Cape Fear Serpentarium, - The Standups 00:10
They have a thing called Cape Fear Serpentarium,
S01 • E04 If you demand on being inside, though, here's what I'll tell you. - The Standups 00:05
If you demand on being inside, though, here's what I�...
S01 • E05 I call myself a frozen yogurt Cinderella. - The Standups 00:04
I call myself a frozen yogurt Cinderella.
S01 • E06 They hate emotion, because that's what poor people love with. - The Standups 00:04
They hate emotion, because that's what poor people love...
S01 • E02 But it turns out I was so uptight about my friends - The Standups 00:06
But it turns out I was so uptight about my friends
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]