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The Standups

I will not be surprised if there are four shitty samuraiswaiting for me after the show

I will not be surprised if there are four shitty samurais
waiting for me after the show

Full Transcript

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I will not be surprised
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if there are four shitty samurais waiting for me after the show.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:20
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 I think in certain jobs, you shouldn't pray to God for having it. - The Standups 00:05
I think in certain jobs, you shouldn't pray to God for ...
S01 • E01 You're like, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what I said." - The Standups 00:07
You're like, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't...
S01 • E05 The woman that served it to me - The Standups 00:08
The woman that served it to me
S01 • E06 "Better rubber band up halfway through your little skit." - The Standups 00:09
"Better rubber band up halfway through your little skit...
S01 • E04 I don't know. If I woke up and it was happening, I might not fight it off. - The Standups 00:04
I don't know. If I woke up and it was happening, I migh...
S01 • E02 Please adopt me!" - The Standups 00:08
Please adopt me!"
S01 • E03 Have you ever seen a boxer before a fight? What the fuck is he praying about? - The Standups 00:05
Have you ever seen a boxer before a fight? What the fuck is ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:13
[laughter]
S01 • E04 I would not be like, "Oh, my dog's going down on me." - The Standups 00:05
I would not be like, "Oh, my dog's going down on m...
S01 • E03 They're like, "Lord, give me the strength to knock this motherfucker out. - The Standups 00:05
They're like, "Lord, give me the strength to knock...
S01 • E05 So it was kind of like winning that district championship all over again. - The Standups 00:05
So it was kind of like winning that district championship al...
S01 • E04 I would try to maybe fantasize about a famous dog, - The Standups 00:07
I would try to maybe fantasize about a famous dog,
S01 • E02 Chelsea's so embarrassed, she's like, "Get her out." - The Standups 00:06
Chelsea's so embarrassed, she's like, "Get he...
S01 • E05 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:07
[audience applauds]
S01 • E06 I don't like you." - The Standups 00:07
I don't like you."
S01 • E03 Let him never walk again, in Jesus' name, my Lord." - The Standups 00:08
Let him never walk again, in Jesus' name, my Lord."...
S01 • E02 You created this monster!" - The Standups 00:07
You created this monster!"
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:12
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Eddie from Frasier. - The Standups 00:06
Eddie from Frasier.
S01 • E06 Have you ever had a long conversation with a man - The Standups 00:05
Have you ever had a long conversation with a man