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I would tell people when I was in college
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The Standups

I would tell peoplewhen I was in college, because I was still a virgin in college, "I am a...

I would tell people
when I was in college, because I was still a virgin in college, "I am a virgin for Jesus

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I would tell people when I was in college,
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because I was still a virgin in college,
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"I am a virgin for Jesus.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:51
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 It worked. You know, I can't see this side of the room, - The Standups 00:07
It worked. You know, I can't see this side of the room,
S01 • E06 Last year, I went through two break-ups with the same girl. - The Standups 00:05
Last year, I went through two break-ups with the same girl.
S01 • E05 [Beth giggles] - The Standups 00:15
[Beth giggles]
S01 • E02 I am doing this for Jesus." - The Standups 00:06
I am doing this for Jesus."
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E03 I also hate it when white people know more about black history than I do. - The Standups 00:05
I also hate it when white people know more about black histo...
S01 • E04 So if my dog was going to town, I'd be like, "Can you use your paw or something?" - The Standups 00:07
So if my dog was going to town, I'd be like, "Can ...
S01 • E06 You ever broken up with someone and just trashed them to all your friends? - The Standups 00:05
You ever broken up with someone and just trashed them to all...
S01 • E04 It would just be a waste of peanut butter is what I'm saying, ultimately, - The Standups 00:07
It would just be a waste of peanut butter is what I'm s...
S01 • E01 They want to show you the video. - The Standups 00:05
They want to show you the video.
S01 • E02 You might want to wear that Fitbit." - The Standups 00:06
You might want to wear that Fitbit."
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye surgery." - The Standups 00:12
Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye...
S01 • E05 Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. You know? - The Standups 00:05
Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. ...
S01 • E03 Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call him - The Standups 00:08
Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call hi...
S01 • E02 Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!" - The Standups 00:18
Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!"
S01 • E05 And then I got to thinking and I said, - The Standups 00:08
And then I got to thinking and I said,
S01 • E06 I got pretty fxcking honest back there." - The Standups 00:06
I got pretty fxcking honest back there."
S01 • E04 "I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi." - The Standups 00:04
"I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi."
S01 • E01 If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask that guy for a video, - The Standups 00:07
If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask th...