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I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something else I've never done
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The Standups

I'd like to drink it out of a straw, 'something else I've never done

I'd like to drink it out of a straw, '
something else I've never done

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I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something else I've never done.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:07
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 How many bedrooms it had, - The Standups 00:11
How many bedrooms it had,
S01 • E05 And then I'd say, "Icing, cake batter, cookie dough... - The Standups 00:05
And then I'd say, "Icing, cake batter, cookie doug...
S01 • E01 Let's do all that in front of all these people I don't know." - The Standups 00:08
Let's do all that in front of all these people I don�...
S01 • E05 She tells me to slow down when I'm eating." - The Standups 00:15
She tells me to slow down when I'm eating."
S01 • E03 Don't let it rain, let it tsunami on us tonight, Lord." - The Standups 00:05
Don't let it rain, let it tsunami on us tonight, Lord.&...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 So I have to, to save some laundry time for me. - The Standups 00:04
So I have to, to save some laundry time for me.
S01 • E01 It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't really do everything," - The Standups 00:17
It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't rea...
S01 • E06 If you don't know what catcalling is, - The Standups 00:07
If you don't know what catcalling is,
S01 • E04 I'm always withdrawing from Zoloft because I forget to take it. - The Standups 00:04
I'm always withdrawing from Zoloft because I forget to ...
S01 • E02 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:05
[audience applauds]
S01 • E02 I thought I would be a real estate agent until I found out - The Standups 00:05
I thought I would be a real estate agent until I found out
S01 • E03 Did you ever write shit down and you can't read your own writing? - The Standups 00:04
Did you ever write shit down and you can't read your ow...
S01 • E05 So he got two weekends a month, - The Standups 00:05
So he got two weekends a month,
S01 • E04 And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed, - The Standups 00:06
And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed,
S01 • E06 And, as a man, I am blown away... - The Standups 00:04
And, as a man, I am blown away...
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 Apparently shoulder pads are out of style, so... - The Standups 00:04
Apparently shoulder pads are out of style, so...
S01 • E05 And then I graduated Magna Cum Laude. - The Standups 00:05
And then I graduated Magna Cum Laude.
S01 • E02 I'm going to stick with being a comedian. So that's who I am. - The Standups 00:04
I'm going to stick with being a comedian. So that'...