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If anyone tried to put anything in my butt hole
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The Standups

If anyone tried to put anythingin my butt hole, I would be like, "Ow! No!" Listen, I'm...

If anyone tried to put anything
in my butt hole, I would be like, "Ow! No!" Listen, I'm telling you, ladies, if you ever want to get out of doing anal, there is no bigger boner killer
than going, "Ow! No!

Full Transcript

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If anyone tried to put anything in my butt hole,
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I would be like, "Ow! No!"
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Listen, I'm telling you, ladies,
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if you ever want to get out of doing anal,
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there is no bigger boner killer than going,
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"Ow! No!
Duration
18 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:01
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 We were gonna go on a date and then the girl texted me, - The Standups 00:10
We were gonna go on a date and then the girl texted me,
S01 • E05 And I don't know if I can make it." - The Standups 00:13
And I don't know if I can make it."
S01 • E04 He's honing in on those ripe balls." - The Standups 00:06
He's honing in on those ripe balls."
S01 • E01 I was like, "This is funny, right?" - The Standups 00:13
I was like, "This is funny, right?"
S01 • E03 I was like, "Wow. I hate that I disrespected them, but I didn't know." - The Standups 00:10
I was like, "Wow. I hate that I disrespected them, but ...
S01 • E04 [lisps] "It's Misty." "No." - The Standups 00:07
[lisps] "It's Misty." "No."
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 Even if it was something you didn't have a problem doing, why would you? - The Standups 00:04
Even if it was something you didn't have a problem doin...
S01 • E02 Ow! No! Ow! No! Ow! No!" - The Standups 00:08
Ow! No! Ow! No! Ow! No!"
S01 • E04 As a woman, I'm like, "Would your dog be good at eating pussy?" - The Standups 00:06
As a woman, I'm like, "Would your dog be good at e...
S01 • E05 My sister Hannah came on tour with me this past year - The Standups 00:06
My sister Hannah came on tour with me this past year
S01 • E01 An audience would be like, "Whoa, I didn't know we were..." - The Standups 00:08
An audience would be like, "Whoa, I didn't know we...
S01 • E03 Motherfucker, shit, we're missing out on millions of fucking dollars right now!" - The Standups 00:10
Motherfucker, shit, we're missing out on millions of fu...
S01 • E06 Just right up front, like, "I'm a cat lady." Alright. Good for you. - The Standups 00:04
Just right up front, like, "I'm a cat lady." ...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs in shock] - The Standups 00:11
[audience laughs in shock]
S01 • E06 I feel like dating would be a lot more successful if we led with crazy. - The Standups 00:04
I feel like dating would be a lot more successful if we led ...
S01 • E02 I actually was a virgin for a long time as well. - The Standups 00:05
I actually was a virgin for a long time as well.
S01 • E01 Man, what's it like to have two trees that close together?" - The Standups 00:14
Man, what's it like to have two trees that close togeth...
S01 • E06 Seeing if they stick around after you say all the insane shit. - The Standups 00:04
Seeing if they stick around after you say all the insane shi...
S01 • E04 [gobbles] - The Standups 00:06
[gobbles]