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The Standups

00 a.m., you were their last choice

If they call you at 3:00 a.m., you were their last choice

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If they call you at 3:00 a.m.,
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you were their last choice.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:08
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 I'll need something on retainer that will give me unconditional love, - The Standups 00:07
I'll need something on retainer that will give me uncon...
S01 • E05 I like to eat those at the game - The Standups 00:05
I like to eat those at the game
S01 • E06 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:04
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E01 I went into Starbucks, ordered an ice coffee with milk, - The Standups 00:06
I went into Starbucks, ordered an ice coffee with milk,
S01 • E05 So I'm at the bakery, I'm getting the jelly D. - The Standups 00:05
So I'm at the bakery, I'm getting the jelly D.
S01 • E02 I look like... like one of those sad dogs in those Sarah McLachlan commercials. - The Standups 00:06
I look like... like one of those sad dogs in those Sarah McL...
S01 • E06 I will not be surprised - The Standups 00:05
I will not be surprised
S01 • E04 You know? I'm not gonna be like, "Do it, Luigi!" - The Standups 00:05
You know? I'm not gonna be like, "Do it, Luigi!&qu...
S01 • E03 I think in certain jobs, you shouldn't pray to God for having it. - The Standups 00:05
I think in certain jobs, you shouldn't pray to God for ...
S01 • E01 You're like, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what I said." - The Standups 00:07
You're like, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't...
S01 • E05 The woman that served it to me - The Standups 00:08
The woman that served it to me
S01 • E06 "Better rubber band up halfway through your little skit." - The Standups 00:09
"Better rubber band up halfway through your little skit...
S01 • E04 I don't know. If I woke up and it was happening, I might not fight it off. - The Standups 00:04
I don't know. If I woke up and it was happening, I migh...
S01 • E02 Please adopt me!" - The Standups 00:08
Please adopt me!"
S01 • E03 Have you ever seen a boxer before a fight? What the fuck is he praying about? - The Standups 00:05
Have you ever seen a boxer before a fight? What the fuck is ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:13
[laughter]
S01 • E04 I would not be like, "Oh, my dog's going down on me." - The Standups 00:05
I would not be like, "Oh, my dog's going down on m...
S01 • E03 They're like, "Lord, give me the strength to knock this motherfucker out. - The Standups 00:05
They're like, "Lord, give me the strength to knock...
S01 • E05 So it was kind of like winning that district championship all over again. - The Standups 00:05
So it was kind of like winning that district championship al...