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The Standups

If you go to a party and there is a bunch of men around, if you have got a drink in your...

If you go to a party and there is a bunch of men around, if you have got a drink in your hand,
I need you to take that hand, put it over that drink,
look that guy in the eye and say, 'No!'

Full Transcript

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If you go to a party
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and there is a bunch of men around,
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if you have got a drink in your hand, I need you to take that hand,
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put it over that drink, look that guy in the eye and say, 'No!'
Duration
12 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:07
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's locked inside for three days." - The Standups 00:10
I'll snap this mfxcker's heart before he's lo...
S01 • E05 And about three months into my workout regime, - The Standups 00:23
And about three months into my workout regime,
S01 • E04 I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whole time. - The Standups 00:04
I'd be like, "Don't look down!" the whol...
S01 • E01 Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep them shut. - The Standups 00:04
Then my eyes start hurting so bad and I just want to keep th...
S01 • E04 He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What's happening?" - The Standups 00:11
He was like, "Are we crossing a shaky rope bridge? What...
S01 • E06 I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre weed. - The Standups 00:05
I did what any man would do. I smoked a fistful of mediocre ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm like, "I can't get home." - The Standups 00:35
And so I'm like, "I can't get home."
S01 • E02 'No!'" - The Standups 00:06
'No!'"
S01 • E06 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience applauds]
S01 • E03 I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you - The Standups 00:07
I heard that women know that they're going to fuck you
S01 • E06 I have never been heartbroken, stoned, alone, crying, - The Standups 00:07
I have never been heartbroken, stoned, alone, crying,
S01 • E02 But there were some girls at our school that liked to go out and party, - The Standups 00:06
But there were some girls at our school that liked to go out...
S01 • E04 This is the thing. It's hard for me being single. I don't masturbate. - The Standups 00:05
This is the thing. It's hard for me being single. I don...
S01 • E05 You're mine." - The Standups 00:05
You're mine."
S01 • E04 And no one ever believes when I say that. I know you guys are like, "Bullshit!" - The Standups 00:08
And no one ever believes when I say that. I know you guys ar...
S01 • E02 [a few cheers] - The Standups 00:04
[a few cheers]
S01 • E05 I do... I hate to pin it on men, - The Standups 00:06
I do... I hate to pin it on men,
S01 • E06 Just walking around the house like, "Did she love you or not?" - The Standups 00:07
Just walking around the house like, "Did she love you o...
S01 • E04 So, I'll tell you that, so I'm not hiding anything up here. - The Standups 00:04
So, I'll tell you that, so I'm not hiding anything...
S01 • E06 I don't know." - The Standups 00:06
I don't know."