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The Standups

If you saw something, say something." I think that a lot of people are scaredof having an...

If you saw something, say something." I think that a lot of people are scared
of having an ugly baby

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If you saw something, say something."
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I think that a lot of people are scared of having an ugly baby.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:30
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 I don't think it's hot, but it's better. It's got to be better, right? - The Standups 00:05
I don't think it's hot, but it's better. It&#...
S01 • E04 The queef... It's the lesser of two evil holes. - The Standups 00:04
The queef... It's the lesser of two evil holes.
S01 • E02 Yeah, he wanted me to put the controller down and give him a handy-J. - The Standups 00:05
Yeah, he wanted me to put the controller down and give him a...
S01 • E04 The greatest thing about having a pussy is you can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:05
The greatest thing about having a pussy is you can blame you...
S01 • E06 All their commercials now are like, "McDonalds. Now it's real." - The Standups 00:09
All their commercials now are like, "McDonalds. Now it&...
S01 • E05 But I am scared of having an ugly teenager. - The Standups 00:06
But I am scared of having an ugly teenager.
S01 • E02 And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back. - The Standups 00:04
And I thought, "Well, he scratched my back.
S01 • E03 All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk in the grocery store, - The Standups 00:09
All they have to do is put their stretch pants on and walk i...
S01 • E01 "People come to our house, they get milk and they ask 'Is this milk expired?' - The Standups 00:08
"People come to our house, they get milk and they ask &...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E05 An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket. - The Standups 00:04
An ugly baby, you can just cover up with a blanket.
S01 • E04 You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it. - The Standups 00:04
You learn in Sex Ed, "You can blame your farts on it.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 Your pussy is like your dog." - The Standups 00:06
Your pussy is like your dog."
S01 • E01 Why would you not assume that's what it is?'" - The Standups 00:09
Why would you not assume that's what it is?'"
S01 • E06 It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you real food?" - The Standups 00:06
It's why I like Taco Bell. "Taco Bell, are you rea...
S01 • E02 I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high five. - The Standups 00:05
I thought we were going to start with a handshake, or a high...
S01 • E01 And then she goes all in - The Standups 00:05
And then she goes all in
S01 • E04 I did sign up for match.com, - The Standups 00:07
I did sign up for match.com,
S01 • E03 Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart. - The Standups 00:04
Men will look in a woman's grocery shopping cart.