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The Standups

If you've done it before, make sure you actlike it's your first time, because that's what...

If you've done it before, make sure you act
like it's your first time, because that's what they want, so

Full Transcript

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If you've done it before,
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make sure you act like it's your first time,
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because that's what they want, so...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:43
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 You always see news stories where someone dies in a fxcked up way. - The Standups 00:04
You always see news stories where someone dies in a fxcked u...
S01 • E01 So it's the rabbit, it's him, children and then us. - The Standups 00:04
So it's the rabbit, it's him, children and then us...
S01 • E03 Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator - The Standups 00:06
Don't you touch shit in the company refrigerator
S01 • E06 And their family sues a major company - The Standups 00:05
And their family sues a major company
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 So that is why I skipped Grandma on my coming out tour, y'all. - The Standups 00:05
So that is why I skipped Grandma on my coming out tour, y�...
S01 • E04 If you have a gaping asshole, be like, "I was born that way. Ouch. This hurts. - The Standups 00:05
If you have a gaping asshole, be like, "I was born that...
S01 • E01 So we stand there, luckily the snake comes out and he gets the rabbit. - The Standups 00:06
So we stand there, luckily the snake comes out and he gets t...
S01 • E06 Then one asshole in the family goes in front of the news, sad, - The Standups 00:07
Then one asshole in the family goes in front of the news, sa...
S01 • E05 [female audience members whoop] - The Standups 00:10
[female audience members whoop]
S01 • E01 He like constricts it, it falls to the ground, - The Standups 00:09
He like constricts it, it falls to the ground,
S01 • E02 I knew she would have been like, "I know how to fix this." - The Standups 00:14
I knew she would have been like, "I know how to fix thi...
S01 • E04 Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have you done this before?" - The Standups 00:07
Because they'll ask. They'll be like, "Have y...
S01 • E04 Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club! - The Standups 00:04
Like, "Huge butt whore. Get in there, join the club!
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Will you write something funny? No one ever does." - The Standups 00:08
Will you write something funny? No one ever does."
S01 • E02 My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness. - The Standups 00:04
My grandmother didn't think she could cure gayness.
S01 • E05 I always know how long I've had my IUD - The Standups 00:07
I always know how long I've had my IUD
S01 • E06 I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by herself. - The Standups 00:05
I love my mom more than anybody. She raised me completely by...