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The Standups

I'm like, "No, there are restaurants,that's insane. Gross!" She's like, "Okay, um..." She...

I'm like, "No, there are restaurants,
that's insane. Gross!" She's like, "Okay, um..." She was like, "Do you knit or sew?" I'm like, "No, there's China.
Other people are doing my hobbies

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I'm like, "No, there are restaurants, that's insane. Gross!"
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She's like, "Okay, um..."
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She was like, "Do you knit or sew?"
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I'm like, "No, there's China. Other people are doing my hobbies...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:48
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 I wanna have butt cheeks that fall right out." - The Standups 00:09
I wanna have butt cheeks that fall right out."
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 You know what you're not going to see? A grey-haired anchorwoman. - The Standups 00:04
You know what you're not going to see? A grey-haired an...
S01 • E05 I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna take it back to the house, - The Standups 00:09
I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna ...
S01 • E02 I got to do a cool opportunity - The Standups 00:06
I got to do a cool opportunity
S01 • E06 No one looks up from their phones - The Standups 00:06
No one looks up from their phones
S01 • E04 For me." - The Standups 00:06
For me."
S01 • E01 I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group of people I met, - The Standups 00:06
I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group ...
S01 • E02 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:09
[audience cheers]
S01 • E03 Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness, - The Standups 00:12
Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness,
S01 • E05 I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain, - The Standups 00:13
I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack of Canadian wolves, - The Standups 00:09
Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack o...
S01 • E04 Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put running. - The Standups 00:05
Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put runni...
S01 • E04 "Think I'll just put that." - The Standups 00:06
"Think I'll just put that."
S01 • E02 Now, I am not a big weed person, - The Standups 00:06
Now, I am not a big weed person,
S01 • E03 Because a man with grey hair, - The Standups 00:09
Because a man with grey hair,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 I have never done edibles before because I don't eat green stuff. - The Standups 00:05
I have never done edibles before because I don't eat gr...
S01 • E01 My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for our 20-year reunion." - The Standups 00:28
My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for ou...