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The Standups

"I'm never gonna talk to her again." She said, "You wanna hang out?""Yes." We dated for...

"I'm never gonna talk to her again." She said, "You wanna hang out?"
"Yes." [audience laughs] We dated for two more months

Full Transcript

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"I'm never gonna talk to her again."
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She said, "You wanna hang out?" "Yes."
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[audience laughs]
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We dated for two more months.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:30
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to go down. - The Standups 00:05
You just think, like, every plane you're on is going to...
S01 • E02 [mimics a thump] - The Standups 00:12
[mimics a thump]
S01 • E05 And then his friend chimed in to help - The Standups 00:13
And then his friend chimed in to help
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It's never relaxing. - The Standups 00:05
It's not... I know, dark, you know. You just... It'...
S01 • E03 I don't trust any man whose shorts are above his knee. - The Standups 00:04
I don't trust any man whose shorts are above his knee.
S01 • E06 And then I broke up with her because she is a terrible person and... - The Standups 00:07
And then I broke up with her because she is a terrible perso...
S01 • E04 This seems like it would work. This seems like the right thing to do. - The Standups 00:05
This seems like it would work. This seems like the right thi...
S01 • E03 I apologize. That was a direct attack against white men. - The Standups 00:05
I apologize. That was a direct attack against white men.
S01 • E01 Do you ever get on, look at everybody on it - The Standups 00:06
Do you ever get on, look at everybody on it
S01 • E02 And the thing is, guys have not learned you have to distract the responsible one, - The Standups 00:08
And the thing is, guys have not learned you have to distract...
S01 • E05 I just lost my baby teeth as well and my balls dropped." - The Standups 00:16
I just lost my baby teeth as well and my balls dropped."...
S01 • E01 [laughter, applause] - The Standups 00:12
[laughter, applause]
S01 • E02 You've got to distract her. Either you send a dude in to hit on her... - The Standups 00:05
You've got to distract her. Either you send a dude in t...
S01 • E06 "How could you? Right before cake, how could you?" - The Standups 00:06
"How could you? Right before cake, how could you?"
S01 • E02 But if someone had just, I don't know, - The Standups 00:05
But if someone had just, I don't know,
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 [mimics tentative laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[mimics tentative laughter]
S01 • E01 You're like, "Why don't you just say that when we land, dude?" - The Standups 00:07
You're like, "Why don't you just say that whe...
S01 • E04 When I was doing this, a lot of you were like, - The Standups 00:05
When I was doing this, a lot of you were like,