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I'm sorry to even bring it up. That your dog would go down on you
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The Standups

I'm sorry to even bring it up.That your dog would go down on you

I'm sorry to even bring it up.
That your dog would go down on you

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I'm sorry to even bring it up. That your dog would go down on you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:51
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 And in college, the way that I ate, - The Standups 00:09
And in college, the way that I ate,
S01 • E03 I was like, "What are these hos asking Jesus for right now?" - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "What are these hos asking Jesus for right ...
S01 • E01 I don't... I've never ordered milk publicly in the history of my life. - The Standups 00:05
I don't... I've never ordered milk publicly in the...
S01 • E02 I was like, "Dude, what happened in the car ride home? Did I even talk?" - The Standups 00:13
I was like, "Dude, what happened in the car ride home? ...
S01 • E06 His hair is all slicked back, - The Standups 00:18
His hair is all slicked back,
S01 • E01 I've never once in my life been out and thought, - The Standups 00:08
I've never once in my life been out and thought,
S01 • E03 "Lord, let us shake our asses faster than we ever shook them before, God. - The Standups 00:05
"Lord, let us shake our asses faster than we ever shook...
S01 • E05 And he would just whisper stuff like, - The Standups 00:07
And he would just whisper stuff like,
S01 • E04 Okay, I sleep with my dog, he sleeps under the covers, and I sleep naked. - The Standups 00:05
Okay, I sleep with my dog, he sleeps under the covers, and I...
S01 • E03 Let them clap as if we were at a graduation, Lord. - The Standups 00:04
Let them clap as if we were at a graduation, Lord.
S01 • E01 I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something else I've never done. - The Standups 00:04
I'd like to drink it out of a straw, ' something e...
S01 • E04 And I'm not saying that to be like, "I sleep naked." - The Standups 00:11
And I'm not saying that to be like, "I sleep naked...
S01 • E02 How many bedrooms it had, - The Standups 00:11
How many bedrooms it had,
S01 • E05 And then I'd say, "Icing, cake batter, cookie dough... - The Standups 00:05
And then I'd say, "Icing, cake batter, cookie doug...
S01 • E01 Let's do all that in front of all these people I don't know." - The Standups 00:08
Let's do all that in front of all these people I don�...
S01 • E05 She tells me to slow down when I'm eating." - The Standups 00:15
She tells me to slow down when I'm eating."
S01 • E03 Don't let it rain, let it tsunami on us tonight, Lord." - The Standups 00:05
Don't let it rain, let it tsunami on us tonight, Lord.&...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 So I have to, to save some laundry time for me. - The Standups 00:04
So I have to, to save some laundry time for me.
S01 • E01 It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't really do everything," - The Standups 00:17
It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't rea...