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The Standups

In their penises, that their initial reactionto a beautiful woman is just to shout and...

in their penises, that their initial reaction
to a beautiful woman is just to shout and offer dick

Full Transcript

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in their penises,
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that their initial reaction to a beautiful woman
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is just to shout and offer dick.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:43
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 I wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what I have been through, - The Standups 00:06
I wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what I have bee...
S01 • E04 And of course, I was like, "No, no!" - The Standups 00:08
And of course, I was like, "No, no!"
S01 • E01 I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I'm like, "That's where I'm at." - The Standups 00:09
I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I'm like, "That's wh...
S01 • E05 And I just transferred to a bigger bagel shop in Chicago. - The Standups 00:05
And I just transferred to a bigger bagel shop in Chicago.
S01 • E03 [angrily] Mexicans, stop putting stickers on the back of your fucking cars. - The Standups 00:05
[angrily] Mexicans, stop putting stickers on the back of you...
S01 • E04 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:04
[audience applauds]
S01 • E02 Even though I'm a big old lesbian right now, - The Standups 00:06
Even though I'm a big old lesbian right now,
S01 • E05 Which I could not have done without my theater degree. - The Standups 00:04
Which I could not have done without my theater degree.
S01 • E06 They see a hot girl. "I'm gonna fxck you!" That's nuts! That's nuts! - The Standups 00:06
They see a hot girl. "I'm gonna fxck you!" Th...
S01 • E01 Sometimes when you go in there, some of the people that work there, - The Standups 00:15
Sometimes when you go in there, some of the people that work...
S01 • E02 I did not come out until I was 25 years old, - The Standups 00:08
I did not come out until I was 25 years old,
S01 • E04 No, I was just... You can't do it, obviously, and I was like, "No!" - The Standups 00:07
No, I was just... You can't do it, obviously, and I was...
S01 • E06 I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the subway. - The Standups 00:04
I always react to beautiful women like I just missed the sub...
S01 • E02 I moved in with a man when I was in college, - The Standups 00:07
I moved in with a man when I was in college,
S01 • E05 So chubby that I remember hopping onto the scale - The Standups 00:17
So chubby that I remember hopping onto the scale
S01 • E01 I went into one, I was trying to buy a hammock. - The Standups 00:04
I went into one, I was trying to buy a hammock.
S01 • E06 Fxck!" - The Standups 00:07
Fxck!"
S01 • E02 "I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you are not even married. - The Standups 00:05
"I cannot believe that you moved in with a man and you ...
S01 • E01 So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live, - The Standups 00:29
So I go in, I go to where I imagine hammocks live,
S01 • E03 What we've got going on right now, this is called "the now." - The Standups 00:15
What we've got going on right now, this is called "...