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The Standups

It was the part of the profile,"Pets you'd be cool with." And I just didn't uncheck birds

It was the part of the profile,
"Pets you'd be cool with." And I just didn't uncheck birds

Full Transcript

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It was the part of the profile, "Pets you'd be cool with."
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And I just didn't uncheck birds.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:01
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E03 They're celebrating her and putting her on magazines and shit. - The Standups 00:04
They're celebrating her and putting her on magazines an...
S01 • E04 I just left birds because I'm like, "Who has a bird?" I'd never even... - The Standups 00:05
I just left birds because I'm like, "Who has a bir...
S01 • E03 Hell, if we are going to celebrate her, why didn't we celebrate Chaz Bono? - The Standups 00:05
Hell, if we are going to celebrate her, why didn't we c...
S01 • E05 So my mom and I, we showed up to the wine bar - The Standups 00:06
So my mom and I, we showed up to the wine bar
S01 • E02 I have just consumed five joints in one meal. - The Standups 00:05
I have just consumed five joints in one meal.
S01 • E04 Part of me was maybe like, "I'll meet a pirate." I don't know what I was thinking. - The Standups 00:05
Part of me was maybe like, "I'll meet a pirate.&qu...
S01 • E01 I've watched a lot of documentaries that try to make you eat better. - The Standups 00:04
I've watched a lot of documentaries that try to make yo...
S01 • E06 Like, "tank top confidence" means you are doing well. - The Standups 00:04
Like, "tank top confidence" means you are doing we...
S01 • E03 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:08
[audience applauds]
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:09
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 I watched Fed Up and it's just about all the food that I eat every day. - The Standups 00:05
I watched Fed Up and it's just about all the food that ...
S01 • E04 Match.com was like, "Her mere tolerance of birds - The Standups 00:08
Match.com was like, "Her mere tolerance of birds
S01 • E02 And it hasn't hit me yet, so I'm like, - The Standups 00:05
And it hasn't hit me yet, so I'm like,
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 There was nothing in it that I haven't had recently. - The Standups 00:04
There was nothing in it that I haven't had recently.
S01 • E02 Maybe that's my superpower." - The Standups 00:07
Maybe that's my superpower."
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E05 Being the sweet woman she is, a teacher, - The Standups 00:08
Being the sweet woman she is, a teacher,
S01 • E06 "Take off the shirt." I'm like, "I can't. I'm sunburned!" - The Standups 00:14
"Take off the shirt." I'm like, "I can&#...