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It would be nice to know there's a horse somewhere in a field
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The Standups

It would be nice to knowthere's a horse somewhere in a field, saying, "You know what?I'm...

It would be nice to know
there's a horse somewhere in a field, saying, "You know what?
I'm gonna start running tomorrow

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It would be nice to know there's a horse somewhere in a field,
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saying, "You know what? I'm gonna start running tomorrow.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:35
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 That's on you." - The Standups 00:05
That's on you."
S01 • E01 If you talk to really old generations, they act like they were beat with bats. - The Standups 00:05
If you talk to really old generations, they act like they we...
S01 • E02 I am a resident of LA, - The Standups 00:04
I am a resident of LA,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E03 There is a lot of fucked-up shit that you see every fucking day - The Standups 00:06
There is a lot of fucked-up shit that you see every fucking ...
S01 • E05 On the last day that I was babysitting, he left his sock in my car. - The Standups 00:05
On the last day that I was babysitting, he left his sock in ...
S01 • E02 [sings some notes] - The Standups 00:05
[sings some notes]
S01 • E01 You should have called the police or something." - The Standups 00:16
You should have called the police or something."
S01 • E04 I'm like, "No, there are restaurants, that's insane. Gross!" - The Standups 00:12
I'm like, "No, there are restaurants, that's ...
S01 • E06 I wanna have butt cheeks that fall right out." - The Standups 00:09
I wanna have butt cheeks that fall right out."
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 You know what you're not going to see? A grey-haired anchorwoman. - The Standups 00:04
You know what you're not going to see? A grey-haired an...
S01 • E05 I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna take it back to the house, - The Standups 00:09
I was like, "It's just a sock, I'm not gonna ...
S01 • E02 I got to do a cool opportunity - The Standups 00:06
I got to do a cool opportunity
S01 • E06 No one looks up from their phones - The Standups 00:06
No one looks up from their phones
S01 • E04 For me." - The Standups 00:06
For me."
S01 • E01 I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group of people I met, - The Standups 00:06
I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group ...
S01 • E02 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:09
[audience cheers]
S01 • E03 Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness, - The Standups 00:12
Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness,
S01 • E05 I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain, - The Standups 00:13
I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain,