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The Standups

It's another crazy venomous snake that should not be in Americaoutside of a zoo,...

It's another crazy venomous snake that should not be in America
outside of a zoo, especially not at a guy's house
that hates America

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It's another crazy venomous snake
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that should not be in America outside of a zoo,
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especially not at a guy's house that hates America.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:19
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 I didn't have the heart to tell her it's just an online thing. - The Standups 00:06
I didn't have the heart to tell her it's just an o...
S01 • E04 If you don't ever want to do it, girls, be very firm about it. Be like, "No! - The Standups 00:05
If you don't ever want to do it, girls, be very firm ab...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:13
[laughter]
S01 • E02 Where it's like, - The Standups 00:09
Where it's like,
S01 • E05 It's not gonna be in the print copy of Playboy. - The Standups 00:05
It's not gonna be in the print copy of Playboy.
S01 • E06 And we broke up - The Standups 00:10
And we broke up
S01 • E04 I'm not doing that." - The Standups 00:07
I'm not doing that."
S01 • E04 [high-pitched] "I don't... I'm thinking about it." - The Standups 00:07
[high-pitched] "I don't... I'm thinking about...
S01 • E03 You can't just lose 15lb on some black people like that. - The Standups 00:04
You can't just lose 15lb on some black people like that...
S01 • E05 And nothing makes a dick go softer than a funny woman. - The Standups 00:05
And nothing makes a dick go softer than a funny woman.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E06 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:06
[audience cheers]
S01 • E03 White people do that shit. They will show up to work 15lb later. - The Standups 00:04
White people do that shit. They will show up to work 15lb la...
S01 • E04 You'll give in because you have low self-esteem, I'm just projecting. - The Standups 00:05
You'll give in because you have low self-esteem, I'...
S01 • E02 You cannot argue with somebody when they're going full rainbow. - The Standups 00:04
You cannot argue with somebody when they're going full ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:10
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Like, "How much money is it gonna take for you to go away?" - The Standups 00:09
Like, "How much money is it gonna take for you to go aw...
S01 • E05 Oh, show me one hard dick in here! - The Standups 00:04
Oh, show me one hard dick in here!
S01 • E02 I was very close to my grandmother in particular. - The Standups 00:05
I was very close to my grandmother in particular.
S01 • E04 It's so... Just be like, "No!" - The Standups 00:07
It's so... Just be like, "No!"