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The Standups

It's quicker than, "This is the closest an abortion or an abortionjoke not getting what it...

It's quicker than, "This is the closest
I've come to taking full responsibility for two people's misjudgment." [audience applauds] What's worse: an abortion or an abortion
joke not getting what it deserved?

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It's quicker than, "This is the closest I've come to taking full responsibility
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for two people's misjudgment."
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[audience applauds]
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What's worse: an abortion or an abortion joke not getting what it deserved?
Duration
18 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:44
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Like... They're like, "It's a race for the cure." - The Standups 00:15
Like... They're like, "It's a race for the cu...
S01 • E06 Just to catch you up on what The Grey is, - The Standups 00:08
Just to catch you up on what The Grey is,
S01 • E01 [whistling, applause] - The Standups 00:05
[whistling, applause]
S01 • E01 [applause continues] - The Standups 00:09
[applause continues]
S01 • E02 I'm like, "You guys are losers! Come on!" - The Standups 00:04
I'm like, "You guys are losers! Come on!"
S01 • E02 By the fourth course, I look over at my friend Josh, - The Standups 00:07
By the fourth course, I look over at my friend Josh,
S01 • E06 That's how tough he got in his own head after the third Taken. - The Standups 00:22
That's how tough he got in his own head after the third...
S01 • E03 Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian cuts? - The Standups 00:05
Why, every time I cut myself, have I got to have Caucasian c...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:04
[laughter]
S01 • E02 He's like, "I have never been this high in my life." - The Standups 00:06
He's like, "I have never been this high in my life...
S01 • E01 Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, "Whoa, wow." - The Standups 00:13
Not even... I mean, it's not like you're like, &qu...
S01 • E05 So my mom works with the kids and... - The Standups 00:05
So my mom works with the kids and...
S01 • E04 And I have all my toenails and my nipples aren't bleeding, so I feel won. - The Standups 00:05
And I have all my toenails and my nipples aren't bleedi...
S01 • E02 Shit!" - The Standups 00:10
Shit!"
S01 • E04 Is that weird?" - The Standups 00:06
Is that weird?"
S01 • E03 And you would think a company named Johnson & Johnson... - The Standups 00:05
And you would think a company named Johnson & Johnson...
S01 • E04 And I kept getting these emails, - The Standups 00:08
And I kept getting these emails,
S01 • E05 Give it up for Diane. Yep, she's a good woman. - The Standups 00:04
Give it up for Diane. Yep, she's a good woman.
S01 • E02 Oh, what is going to happen?" - The Standups 00:08
Oh, what is going to happen?"
S01 • E06 One month after the wolves are released, there will be no need for CrossFit. - The Standups 00:05
One month after the wolves are released, there will be no ne...