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The Standups

You're like, "I feel likeI've seen all of us before." I had a pilot tell usright before...

[laughter, applause] You're like, "I feel like
I've seen all of us before." [laughter] I had a pilot tell us
right before we took off that he was retiring
and this was his last flight

Full Transcript

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[laughter, applause]
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You're like, "I feel like I've seen all of us before."
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[laughter]
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I had a pilot tell us right before we took off
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that he was retiring and this was his last flight.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:50
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 You've got to distract her. Either you send a dude in to hit on her... - The Standups 00:05
You've got to distract her. Either you send a dude in t...
S01 • E06 "How could you? Right before cake, how could you?" - The Standups 00:06
"How could you? Right before cake, how could you?"
S01 • E02 But if someone had just, I don't know, - The Standups 00:05
But if someone had just, I don't know,
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:04
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 [mimics tentative laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[mimics tentative laughter]
S01 • E01 You're like, "Why don't you just say that when we land, dude?" - The Standups 00:07
You're like, "Why don't you just say that whe...
S01 • E04 When I was doing this, a lot of you were like, - The Standups 00:05
When I was doing this, a lot of you were like,
S01 • E05 They say, "We here at Facebook care about you." - The Standups 00:20
They say, "We here at Facebook care about you."
S01 • E06 At first, you're like, "It's beautiful. It's available?" - The Standups 00:17
At first, you're like, "It's beautiful. It�...
S01 • E04 That seems to work for me." - The Standups 00:06
That seems to work for me."
S01 • E01 We're the same people." - The Standups 00:10
We're the same people."
S01 • E02 Me and this Gouda." - The Standups 00:09
Me and this Gouda."
S01 • E04 We don't tell you different, because you're stabbing our vagina, - The Standups 00:15
We don't tell you different, because you're stabbi...
S01 • E03 I've got a mad fucking job, so when it comes to women, I can't be bullshitting. - The Standups 00:05
I've got a mad fucking job, so when it comes to women, ...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E06 You're like, "I don't know if I feel safe here." - The Standups 00:09
You're like, "I don't know if I feel safe her...
S01 • E02 These guys are giving them alcohol, thought they were getting lucky. - The Standups 00:04
These guys are giving them alcohol, thought they were gettin...
S01 • E01 When you travel now, you go to different cities - The Standups 00:08
When you travel now, you go to different cities
S01 • E03 If I'm in a club and I see a group of women together, - The Standups 00:07
If I'm in a club and I see a group of women together,
S01 • E02 2:00 a.m. would hit and I would be like, "You guys, let's go. - The Standups 00:04
2:00 a.m. would hit and I would be like, "You guys, let...