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The Standups

He hits the door, the crocodilejust takes him out into the carpet, like, with us

[laughter] He hits the door, the crocodile
just takes him out into the carpet, like, with us

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He hits the door, the crocodile just takes him out into the carpet,
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like, with us.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:27
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 I've looked in her eyes. She's a broken person. I don't know what it is. - The Standups 00:04
I've looked in her eyes. She's a broken person. I ...
S01 • E05 I think every single person in this room - The Standups 00:07
I think every single person in this room
S01 • E06 My grandma calls her a diva. That's the one I've never fxcking understood. - The Standups 00:05
My grandma calls her a diva. That's the one I've n...
S01 • E04 I'm in there crying, like, "This is the worst." - The Standups 00:13
I'm in there crying, like, "This is the worst.&quo...
S01 • E03 ♪ All I want is to be happy ♪ - The Standups 00:15
♪ All I want is to be happy ♪
S01 • E05 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:05
[audience cheers]
S01 • E06 This little girl will be a monster to my grandma's face, - The Standups 00:09
This little girl will be a monster to my grandma's face...
S01 • E01 People are just running, everybody's crying, - The Standups 00:06
People are just running, everybody's crying,
S01 • E02 [rapturous applause] - The Standups 00:24
[rapturous applause]
S01 • E04 "What?" - The Standups 00:05
"What?"
S01 • E01 Everybody's dead behind. You just assume it. You don't even look. - The Standups 00:05
Everybody's dead behind. You just assume it. You don�...
S01 • E06 She's never sold out the Apollo. She's a fxcking mean, tiny person. - The Standups 00:05
She's never sold out the Apollo. She's a fxcking m...
S01 • E04 I know." - The Standups 00:08
I know."
S01 • E01 Some lady was like, "My husband..." I was like, "Your husband's gone, lady! - The Standups 00:05
Some lady was like, "My husband..." I was like, &q...
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:11
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 There are so many signs that say we shouldn't be here." - The Standups 00:06
There are so many signs that say we shouldn't be here.&...
S01 • E05 She has a name." - The Standups 00:06
She has a name."
S01 • E04 So, I'm crying and he's like, - The Standups 00:05
So, I'm crying and he's like,
S01 • E04 I don't care. Listen, hey, you play with fire, you're gonna get burned." - The Standups 00:12
I don't care. Listen, hey, you play with fire, you'...
S01 • E01 'Cause the cobra was next. You're like, "I don't know if the cobra's in a cage. - The Standups 00:05
'Cause the cobra was next. You're like, "I do...