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The Standups

And the first thing you look at...You wake up, cut it on, and then just be like,"Do you...

[laughter] And the first thing you look at...
You wake up, cut it on, and then just be like,
"Do you want to see a murder video?" You're like,
"I don't at all. I just woke up

Full Transcript

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And the first thing you look at... You wake up, cut it on,
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and then just be like, "Do you want to see a murder video?"
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You're like, "I don't at all. I just woke up.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:30
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 You know when you hold them in and they're like, "We're not coming out." - The Standups 00:06
You know when you hold them in and they're like, "...
S01 • E03 That's why I don't fuck with Taco Bell, there isn't a radio playing in the back. - The Standups 00:05
That's why I don't fuck with Taco Bell, there isn&...
S01 • E05 They're like, "We're gonna use the back of our hand." - The Standups 00:06
They're like, "We're gonna use the back of ou...
S01 • E02 When you're in your 30s, - The Standups 00:07
When you're in your 30s,
S01 • E06 They're like, "What?" - The Standups 00:07
They're like, "What?"
S01 • E05 "We're gonna use the back of our hand on your most sensitive regions. - The Standups 00:05
"We're gonna use the back of our hand on your most...
S01 • E03 [sings in Spanish] - The Standups 00:07
[sings in Spanish]
S01 • E01 I'm just trying to see whose birthday it is." - The Standups 00:05
I'm just trying to see whose birthday it is."
S01 • E06 Now I'm just an older stoner, I'm starting to talk like a pothead. - The Standups 00:04
Now I'm just an older stoner, I'm starting to talk...
S01 • E05 That way you know I don't like it." - The Standups 00:08
That way you know I don't like it."
S01 • E02 They are like, - The Standups 00:12
They are like,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:15
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Everyone looks at you. They're like, "Whoa." - The Standups 00:06
Everyone looks at you. They're like, "Whoa."
S01 • E05 He's coming round the other side, I look him deep into the eyes - The Standups 00:19
He's coming round the other side, I look him deep into ...
S01 • E06 They show you that video when you're young, of potheads, - The Standups 00:10
They show you that video when you're young, of potheads...
S01 • E03 I went to this bar one time. I was the only black dude down there at the bar. - The Standups 00:05
I went to this bar one time. I was the only black dude down ...
S01 • E04 My stomach's growling, I'm hungry." - The Standups 00:12
My stomach's growling, I'm hungry."
S01 • E03 I got the waitress and shit. I was like, "What's your drink special?" - The Standups 00:14
I got the waitress and shit. I was like, "What's y...
S01 • E02 To be in an elementary school, yelling, - The Standups 00:11
To be in an elementary school, yelling,
S01 • E01 She's like, "Why don't you like any of my photos?" - The Standups 00:12
She's like, "Why don't you like any of my pho...