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The Standups

Like, "How much moneyis it gonna take for you to go away?" One Verizon bill

Like, "How much money
is it gonna take for you to go away?" [audience laughs] One Verizon bill

Full Transcript

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Like, "How much money is it gonna take for you to go away?"
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[audience laughs]
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One Verizon bill.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:44
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 Oh, show me one hard dick in here! - The Standups 00:04
Oh, show me one hard dick in here!
S01 • E02 I was very close to my grandmother in particular. - The Standups 00:05
I was very close to my grandmother in particular.
S01 • E04 It's so... Just be like, "No!" - The Standups 00:07
It's so... Just be like, "No!"
S01 • E03 You look... amazing! - The Standups 00:04
You look... amazing!
S01 • E01 So we all stand around, and he has a bucket of dead mice. - The Standups 00:04
So we all stand around, and he has a bucket of dead mice.
S01 • E02 They have their own home remedies because they don't believe in doctors. - The Standups 00:05
They have their own home remedies because they don't be...
S01 • E03 What did you do?" - The Standups 00:09
What did you do?"
S01 • E01 He grabs a mouse, he throws it in there, he eats it, we all cheer - The Standups 00:06
He grabs a mouse, he throws it in there, he eats it, we all ...
S01 • E04 They want to feel like they're the first who has ever convinced you to do it. - The Standups 00:05
They want to feel like they're the first who has ever ...
S01 • E06 One thing I respect, that I learned about wealthy people, - The Standups 00:06
One thing I respect, that I learned about wealthy people,
S01 • E05 So I did not tell my mom, because I wanted her to go get one. - The Standups 00:05
So I did not tell my mom, because I wanted her to go get one...
S01 • E02 If we had anything wrong with us, she didn't want us to go to a doctor. - The Standups 00:04
If we had anything wrong with us, she didn't want us to...
S01 • E03 Keep doing what you're doing, because you look... amazing!" - The Standups 00:06
Keep doing what you're doing, because you look... amazi...
S01 • E04 If he's like, "Let's try... You want to try it in the back?" - The Standups 00:07
If he's like, "Let's try... You want to try i...
S01 • E01 He props open the glass cage with a two by four, that's how big it is. - The Standups 00:05
He props open the glass cage with a two by four, that's...
S01 • E05 Like I said, she's a teacher and we live in a small town. - The Standups 00:04
Like I said, she's a teacher and we live in a small tow...
S01 • E05 So I just imagined my mom going to the grocery store, - The Standups 00:11
So I just imagined my mom going to the grocery store,
S01 • E06 Good for you, I guess." - The Standups 00:07
Good for you, I guess."
S01 • E04 I think I would love it because I love shitting." Just say that. - The Standups 00:04
I think I would love it because I love shitting." Just ...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]