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The Standups

My cousin in Oaklandhas a five-year-old daughter who's the meanest personI've ever met in...

My cousin in Oakland
has a five-year-old daughter who's the meanest person
I've ever met in my life

Full Transcript

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My cousin in Oakland has a five-year-old daughter
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who's the meanest person I've ever met in my life.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:53
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 One night, it was happening, and... - The Standups 00:05
One night, it was happening, and...
S01 • E02 And this guy comes up to me, like, out of nowhere, and he singles me out. - The Standups 00:06
And this guy comes up to me, like, out of nowhere, and he si...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:08
[laughter]
S01 • E06 You could take that tiny, vicious bxtch for 20 bucks. - The Standups 00:04
You could take that tiny, vicious bxtch for 20 bucks.
S01 • E05 I guess if I had to describe the pain further, - The Standups 00:05
I guess if I had to describe the pain further,
S01 • E06 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:05
[audience applauds]
S01 • E04 Hey, we have a situation back here." - The Standups 00:10
Hey, we have a situation back here."
S01 • E01 That's how nervous I am when I go out. - The Standups 00:04
That's how nervous I am when I go out.
S01 • E02 You... You look nice." - The Standups 00:07
You... You look nice."
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:09
[audience laughs]
S01 • E03 Usually when a comedian leaves, - The Standups 00:05
Usually when a comedian leaves,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:12
[laughter]
S01 • E06 No one pulls her aside and says, "Stop being mean." - The Standups 00:07
No one pulls her aside and says, "Stop being mean."...
S01 • E04 And then I realized it. I was like, "It did feel too good." - The Standups 00:05
And then I realized it. I was like, "It did feel too go...
S01 • E05 [mimics tampon getting stuck] - The Standups 00:08
[mimics tampon getting stuck]
S01 • E01 He grabs the rabbit, the crocodile sees the rabbit - The Standups 00:08
He grabs the rabbit, the crocodile sees the rabbit
S01 • E04 [groans] - The Standups 00:12
[groans]
S01 • E06 She's so sassy." - The Standups 00:05
She's so sassy."
S01 • E02 That's your first clue that this is not going to work out, - The Standups 00:18
That's your first clue that this is not going to work o...
S01 • E03 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:09
[audience applauds]