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The Standups

My headline wasn't like,"Squawk! I'm single!" Like, there was no bird theme

My headline wasn't like,
"Squawk! I'm single!" Like, there was no bird theme

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My headline wasn't like, "Squawk! I'm single!"
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Like, there was no bird theme.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 And the show that I had was at a wine bar - The Standups 00:07
And the show that I had was at a wine bar
S01 • E04 I wasn't like, "I love birds." - The Standups 00:04
I wasn't like, "I love birds."
S01 • E01 I like apples, but I only like pre-cut apples. - The Standups 00:04
I like apples, but I only like pre-cut apples.
S01 • E04 So I looked, - The Standups 00:05
So I looked,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E02 "Let's just say I did." - The Standups 00:08
"Let's just say I did."
S01 • E03 She has inspired millions of people, and I give her that, - The Standups 00:06
She has inspired millions of people, and I give her that,
S01 • E05 So, they're just like, "Come to my show, - The Standups 00:10
So, they're just like, "Come to my show,
S01 • E06 I'm gonna nap again." - The Standups 00:08
I'm gonna nap again."
S01 • E04 It was the part of the profile, "Pets you'd be cool with." - The Standups 00:06
It was the part of the profile, "Pets you'd be coo...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E03 They're celebrating her and putting her on magazines and shit. - The Standups 00:04
They're celebrating her and putting her on magazines an...
S01 • E04 I just left birds because I'm like, "Who has a bird?" I'd never even... - The Standups 00:05
I just left birds because I'm like, "Who has a bir...
S01 • E03 Hell, if we are going to celebrate her, why didn't we celebrate Chaz Bono? - The Standups 00:05
Hell, if we are going to celebrate her, why didn't we c...
S01 • E05 So my mom and I, we showed up to the wine bar - The Standups 00:06
So my mom and I, we showed up to the wine bar
S01 • E02 I have just consumed five joints in one meal. - The Standups 00:05
I have just consumed five joints in one meal.
S01 • E04 Part of me was maybe like, "I'll meet a pirate." I don't know what I was thinking. - The Standups 00:05
Part of me was maybe like, "I'll meet a pirate.&qu...
S01 • E01 I've watched a lot of documentaries that try to make you eat better. - The Standups 00:04
I've watched a lot of documentaries that try to make yo...
S01 • E06 Like, "tank top confidence" means you are doing well. - The Standups 00:04
Like, "tank top confidence" means you are doing we...
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:09
[audience laughs]