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My stomach's growling, I'm hungry.
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The Standups

My stomach's growling, I'm hungry." Yeah, that excuse only works if you didn'tjust eat a...

My stomach's growling, I'm hungry." Yeah, that excuse only works if you didn't
just eat a huge meal with that person, because my boyfriend was just like, "Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't the vegan chili
you just inhaled

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My stomach's growling, I'm hungry."
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Yeah, that excuse only works if you didn't just eat a huge meal with that person,
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because my boyfriend was just like,
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"Yeah, I'm sure it wasn't the vegan chili you just inhaled.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:54
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 To be in an elementary school, yelling, - The Standups 00:11
To be in an elementary school, yelling,
S01 • E01 She's like, "Why don't you like any of my photos?" - The Standups 00:12
She's like, "Why don't you like any of my pho...
S01 • E06 About a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front of my face. - The Standups 00:04
About a month ago, I witnessed a car accident right in front...
S01 • E04 Pretty sure it was just a sucked up fart, but..." - The Standups 00:05
Pretty sure it was just a sucked up fart, but..."
S01 • E01 "When we took it, I said, 'I like it.' I told you I liked it." - The Standups 00:09
"When we took it, I said, 'I like it.' I told...
S01 • E04 I would fall asleep and wake up to one of them. - The Standups 00:04
I would fall asleep and wake up to one of them.
S01 • E01 There's not much more I can do with this photo." - The Standups 00:10
There's not much more I can do with this photo."
S01 • E03 I never heard of a watermelon mojito." - The Standups 00:08
I never heard of a watermelon mojito."
S01 • E05 So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. And... - The Standups 00:06
So I live out here in California but I was raised in Ohio. A...
S01 • E02 Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves! - The Standups 00:04
Sweet potato fries can go fuck themselves!
S01 • E04 First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling cards in my bed? Whoa!" - The Standups 00:06
First of all, I'd be like, "Who's shuffling c...
S01 • E06 I am hungry." - The Standups 00:06
I am hungry."
S01 • E05 [audience member whoops] - The Standups 00:05
[audience member whoops]
S01 • E01 We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now. - The Standups 00:04
We started dating when I was like, 21. I'm 37 now.
S01 • E04 The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a doorway. Where's my go-bag?" - The Standups 00:06
The mattress shook, I'm like, "We need to find a d...
S01 • E03 I will set black people back ten years if I order that." - The Standups 00:08
I will set black people back ten years if I order that."...
S01 • E05 My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio, - The Standups 00:07
My mom raised me and my two older sisters in Dayton, Ohio,
S01 • E06 I still play video games, - The Standups 00:07
I still play video games,
S01 • E01 So I don't even know what it feels like to not have some lady be like, - The Standups 00:07
So I don't even know what it feels like to not have som...
S01 • E04 Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart - The Standups 00:08
Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart