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The Standups

No one looks up from their phones in historically one of the mostdangerous cities in the...

No one looks up from their phones in historically one of the most
dangerous cities in the United States

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No one looks up from their phones
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in historically one of the most dangerous cities in the United States.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:59
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 For me." - The Standups 00:06
For me."
S01 • E01 I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group of people I met, - The Standups 00:06
I didn't go to college, so this is like the last group ...
S01 • E02 [audience cheers] - The Standups 00:09
[audience cheers]
S01 • E03 Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness, - The Standups 00:12
Because a woman with grey hair on the news shows feebleness,
S01 • E05 I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain, - The Standups 00:13
I grabbed the sock, and at the base of the mountain,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack of Canadian wolves, - The Standups 00:09
Yellowstone National Park, 20 years ago, introduced a pack o...
S01 • E04 Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put running. - The Standups 00:05
Because I run if I'm chased or whatever, so I put runni...
S01 • E04 "Think I'll just put that." - The Standups 00:06
"Think I'll just put that."
S01 • E02 Now, I am not a big weed person, - The Standups 00:06
Now, I am not a big weed person,
S01 • E03 Because a man with grey hair, - The Standups 00:09
Because a man with grey hair,
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E02 I have never done edibles before because I don't eat green stuff. - The Standups 00:05
I have never done edibles before because I don't eat gr...
S01 • E01 My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for our 20-year reunion." - The Standups 00:28
My buddy told me, "I'm going to lose weight for ou...
S01 • E05 I just said, "You shook it too hard." - The Standups 00:11
I just said, "You shook it too hard."
S01 • E06 You'd have a death wish to look at your phone, - The Standups 00:05
You'd have a death wish to look at your phone,
S01 • E02 So she asked me to eat this meal, - The Standups 00:10
So she asked me to eat this meal,
S01 • E06 "What the hell is he doing?" "He's checking Twitter." - The Standups 00:11
"What the hell is he doing?" "He's check...
S01 • E02 I'm just lapping it up. It tastes so good, I keep forgetting weed is in it. - The Standups 00:05
I'm just lapping it up. It tastes so good, I keep forge...
S01 • E05 This is the closest I've come to an abortion." - The Standups 00:08
This is the closest I've come to an abortion."