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No one's like, "I bet this iswhere you can pet them." They're leavingand he makes the kids...

No one's like, "I bet this is
where you can pet them." They're leaving
and he makes the kids pet him and most don't want to touch the snake

Full Transcript

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No one's like, "I bet this is where you can pet them."
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They're leaving and he makes the kids pet him
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and most don't want to touch the snake.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:27
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it's like... - The Standups 00:04
Number one is it hurts, then there's another thing, it&...
S01 • E05 In those five years, I got so much done, okay? - The Standups 00:04
In those five years, I got so much done, okay?
S01 • E03 My nigga was at home like, - The Standups 00:05
My nigga was at home like,
S01 • E05 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E06 I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now." - The Standups 00:09
I'm gonna go fly somewhere warm now."
S01 • E02 Finally, I got hit on by a guy. - The Standups 00:04
Finally, I got hit on by a guy.
S01 • E05 You guessed it: Bloomington Indiana and... - The Standups 00:04
You guessed it: Bloomington Indiana and...
S01 • E03 That shit is funny...!" - The Standups 00:07
That shit is funny...!"
S01 • E02 Legitimately hit on by a dude. Not him. - The Standups 00:05
Legitimately hit on by a dude. Not him.
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Ever been on a ski lift and half-way up you're like, "Hey my bar didn't lock, - The Standups 00:08
Ever been on a ski lift and half-way up you're like, &q...
S01 • E05 That is where I got it ripped out, - The Standups 00:07
That is where I got it ripped out,
S01 • E06 Are we being completely honest? $1,000. You can take the entire... - The Standups 00:04
Are we being completely honest? $1,000. You can take the ent...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E03 I had another joke I was going to do, but I can't find that motherfucker. - The Standups 00:05
I had another joke I was going to do, but I can't find ...
S01 • E05 [deep scream] - The Standups 00:07
[deep scream]
S01 • E02 This one night, I was in a bar, - The Standups 00:05
This one night, I was in a bar,
S01 • E01 This crocodile has been staring out of his cage at everybody - The Standups 00:06
This crocodile has been staring out of his cage at everybody
S01 • E06 My cousin in Oakland has a five-year-old daughter - The Standups 00:06
My cousin in Oakland has a five-year-old daughter