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She tells me to slow down when I'm eating.
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She tells me to slow downwhen I'm eating." He's like, "Yeah, but what does she know?" I'm...

She tells me to slow down
when I'm eating." He's like, "Yeah, but what does she know?" I'm like, "She kind of has a point
with her raw egg stuff." He's like, "It's fine! Snarf it all up,
it's my weekend."

Full Transcript

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She tells me to slow down when I'm eating."
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He's like, "Yeah, but what does she know?"
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I'm like, "She kind of has a point with her raw egg stuff."
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He's like, "It's fine! Snarf it all up, it's my weekend."
Duration
15 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:16
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 So I have to, to save some laundry time for me. - The Standups 00:04
So I have to, to save some laundry time for me.
S01 • E01 It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't really do everything," - The Standups 00:17
It was a Starbucks that's like, "We don't rea...
S01 • E06 If you don't know what catcalling is, - The Standups 00:07
If you don't know what catcalling is,
S01 • E04 I'm always withdrawing from Zoloft because I forget to take it. - The Standups 00:04
I'm always withdrawing from Zoloft because I forget to ...
S01 • E02 [audience applauds] - The Standups 00:05
[audience applauds]
S01 • E02 I thought I would be a real estate agent until I found out - The Standups 00:05
I thought I would be a real estate agent until I found out
S01 • E03 Did you ever write shit down and you can't read your own writing? - The Standups 00:04
Did you ever write shit down and you can't read your ow...
S01 • E05 So he got two weekends a month, - The Standups 00:05
So he got two weekends a month,
S01 • E04 And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed, - The Standups 00:06
And one night, he was going under the covers to go to bed,
S01 • E06 And, as a man, I am blown away... - The Standups 00:04
And, as a man, I am blown away...
S01 • E03 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 Apparently shoulder pads are out of style, so... - The Standups 00:04
Apparently shoulder pads are out of style, so...
S01 • E05 And then I graduated Magna Cum Laude. - The Standups 00:05
And then I graduated Magna Cum Laude.
S01 • E02 I'm going to stick with being a comedian. So that's who I am. - The Standups 00:04
I'm going to stick with being a comedian. So that'...
S01 • E01 I went to Wal-Mart. I go there. I'm fine with them, you know. - The Standups 00:05
I went to Wal-Mart. I go there. I'm fine with them, you...
S01 • E06 In their penises, - The Standups 00:08
In their penises,
S01 • E04 And of course, I was like, "No, no!" - The Standups 00:08
And of course, I was like, "No, no!"
S01 • E02 I wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what I have been through, - The Standups 00:06
I wanted to tell you guys a little bit about what I have bee...
S01 • E01 I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I'm like, "That's where I'm at." - The Standups 00:09
I'm a Wal-Mart guy. I'm like, "That's wh...