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The Standups

She's like, "You're 33.You should stop playing video games." Like, "Yeah, you have a...

She's like, "You're 33.
You should stop playing video games." Like, "Yeah, you have a DVR
full of The Real Housewives of some shit city I don't care about

Full Transcript

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She's like, "You're 33. You should stop playing video games."
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Like, "Yeah, you have a DVR full of The Real Housewives
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of some shit city I don't care about.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:48
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Because I woke up and I'd freeze, - The Standups 00:07
Because I woke up and I'd freeze,
S01 • E05 And she has other kids that are outside of her walking around. - The Standups 00:04
And she has other kids that are outside of her walking aroun...
S01 • E01 And when you're married for a long time, fighting is... It can happen... - The Standups 00:04
And when you're married for a long time, fighting is......
S01 • E02 I've actually only touched a penis once in my lifetime, - The Standups 00:07
I've actually only touched a penis once in my lifetime,
S01 • E05 One of them is named Reed - The Standups 00:04
One of them is named Reed
S01 • E04 "I just have a squeaky duvet, that's a thing. Don't worry about it. - The Standups 00:04
"I just have a squeaky duvet, that's a thing. Don&...
S01 • E06 You're gonna watch seven hours of cat-faced women - The Standups 00:07
You're gonna watch seven hours of cat-faced women
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Smells like sewage. Don't overthink it." - The Standups 00:08
Smells like sewage. Don't overthink it."
S01 • E05 Looked at my sister all pregnant and he said to all of us, - The Standups 00:08
Looked at my sister all pregnant and he said to all of us,
S01 • E06 Last Tuesday, I won a Super Bowl." - The Standups 00:09
Last Tuesday, I won a Super Bowl."
S01 • E01 And so we have sedatives to give her, - The Standups 00:21
And so we have sedatives to give her,
S01 • E05 But before he could answer, he followed it with, - The Standups 00:12
But before he could answer, he followed it with,
S01 • E02 We played Nintendo every day after school. It was true love. - The Standups 00:04
We played Nintendo every day after school. It was true love.
S01 • E04 [audience members whoop] - The Standups 00:05
[audience members whoop]
S01 • E02 We would play Super Mario Brothers - The Standups 00:06
We would play Super Mario Brothers
S01 • E04 No, sex farts are way more convenient than sleep ones, - The Standups 00:09
No, sex farts are way more convenient than sleep ones,
S01 • E05 [giggles nervously] - The Standups 00:04
[giggles nervously]
S01 • E02 And because of him, - The Standups 00:05
And because of him,
S01 • E03 Women can be in a relationship - The Standups 00:13
Women can be in a relationship