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Should I just lock her in a closet
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Should I just lock her in a closet and be like,'Do you remember yesterday? No?'" "Until...

Should I just lock her in a closet and be like,
'Do you remember yesterday? No?'" [laughter] "Until you start remembering things, I'm not going to waste
any of my money on you, all right?" [laughter] We're trying to discipline her too, and it's hard
to discipline kids nowadays

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Should I just lock her in a closet
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and be like, 'Do you remember yesterday? No?'"
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[laughter]
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"Until you start remembering things,
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I'm not going to waste any of my money on you, all right?"
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[laughter]
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We're trying to discipline her too,
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and it's hard to discipline kids nowadays.
Duration
20 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:50
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E03 Do you ever think to yourself, - The Standups 00:05
Do you ever think to yourself,
S01 • E05 Then I took my kid home and asked his parents about it - The Standups 00:14
Then I took my kid home and asked his parents about it
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E06 It just makes me wonder - The Standups 00:05
It just makes me wonder
S01 • E04 You're a dead giveaway." - The Standups 00:12
You're a dead giveaway."
S01 • E02 [frustrated groan] - The Standups 00:06
[frustrated groan]
S01 • E05 Every night, before bed, his mom would say, - The Standups 00:06
Every night, before bed, his mom would say,
S01 • E01 You can't do it, you can't spank them, - The Standups 00:06
You can't do it, you can't spank them,
S01 • E06 You're like, "I've got a cousin who lives in Atlanta. She's a party promoter." - The Standups 00:06
You're like, "I've got a cousin who lives in ...
S01 • E02 I went to school the next day - The Standups 00:07
I went to school the next day
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:05
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Haven't we been through enough?" - The Standups 00:15
Haven't we been through enough?"
S01 • E06 What a dickwad." - The Standups 00:06
What a dickwad."
S01 • E05 What do you do after you embalm the body?" - The Standups 00:11
What do you do after you embalm the body?"
S01 • E01 You would see a video of a lady fighting her kid in a Wal-Mart parking lot. - The Standups 00:05
You would see a video of a lady fighting her kid in a Wal-Ma...
S01 • E02 What is this, Yelp?" - The Standups 00:05
What is this, Yelp?"
S01 • E01 They're like, "You're not supposed to spank." - The Standups 00:13
They're like, "You're not supposed to spank.&...
S01 • E06 We're the only self-loathing species on this planet. - The Standups 00:04
We're the only self-loathing species on this planet.
S01 • E02 I was like, "You should be embarrassed! It is your penis that turned me gay! - The Standups 00:05
I was like, "You should be embarrassed! It is your peni...
S01 • E06 We're the only species that walks around like, "I hate myself." - The Standups 00:07
We're the only species that walks around like, "I ...