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So it bit the kid, the kid went into a coma for four days
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So it bit the kid, the kidwent into a coma for four days then it was like, "That's all we...

So it bit the kid, the kid
went into a coma for four days then it was like, "That's all we know.
We don't know what happened." And you're like, "That's the whole reason
I'm even reading this. To see what

Full Transcript

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So it bit the kid, the kid went into a coma for four days
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then it was like, "That's all we know. We don't know what happened."
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And you're like, "That's the whole reason I'm even reading this. To see what...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:45
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E05 So, some day, they'll appreciate me for more than my words, but... - The Standups 00:05
So, some day, they'll appreciate me for more than my wo...
S01 • E03 I didn't know they came that young." - The Standups 00:15
I didn't know they came that young."
S01 • E04 I'm talking about those special ones you get once a month. - The Standups 00:04
I'm talking about those special ones you get once a mon...
S01 • E05 My mom found out that I was in Playboy because of Facebook. - The Standups 00:04
My mom found out that I was in Playboy because of Facebook.
S01 • E06 She was like, "You know it's fake?" - The Standups 00:17
She was like, "You know it's fake?"
S01 • E01 Did he die? Is he stronger? Are you him?" - The Standups 00:07
Did he die? Is he stronger? Are you him?"
S01 • E05 They had tagged me in the article - The Standups 00:13
They had tagged me in the article
S01 • E04 You know, like you've been holding it all day on a road trip - The Standups 00:06
You know, like you've been holding it all day on a road...
S01 • E02 I told my brothers that I was gay, - The Standups 00:26
I told my brothers that I was gay,
S01 • E04 Someone's running the hand dryer super loud so you just let it rip. One of those. - The Standups 00:05
Someone's running the hand dryer super loud so you just...
S01 • E01 So if you ever go, and you should go, - The Standups 00:08
So if you ever go, and you should go,
S01 • E03 Or if he is a hall monitor." - The Standups 00:10
Or if he is a hall monitor."
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:08
[audience laughs]
S01 • E04 Don't act like you don't know exactly what I'm talking about. - The Standups 00:04
Don't act like you don't know exactly what I'...
S01 • E01 So I looked at my watch, it was like 3 p.m., - The Standups 00:08
So I looked at my watch, it was like 3 p.m.,
S01 • E05 "Oh dear... Playboy? Purchasing this will be a first for me." - The Standups 00:06
"Oh dear... Playboy? Purchasing this will be a first fo...
S01 • E04 But I understand why that might not be some people's boat, right? - The Standups 00:06
But I understand why that might not be some people's bo...
S01 • E01 It's another crazy venomous snake - The Standups 00:08
It's another crazy venomous snake
S01 • E05 I didn't have the heart to tell her it's just an online thing. - The Standups 00:06
I didn't have the heart to tell her it's just an o...
S01 • E04 If you don't ever want to do it, girls, be very firm about it. Be like, "No! - The Standups 00:05
If you don't ever want to do it, girls, be very firm ab...