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So I did not tell my mom, because I wanted her to go get one
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So I did not tell my mom,because I wanted her to go get one

So I did not tell my mom,
because I wanted her to go get one

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So I did not tell my mom, because I wanted her to go get one.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:02
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 If we had anything wrong with us, she didn't want us to go to a doctor. - The Standups 00:04
If we had anything wrong with us, she didn't want us to...
S01 • E03 Keep doing what you're doing, because you look... amazing!" - The Standups 00:06
Keep doing what you're doing, because you look... amazi...
S01 • E04 If he's like, "Let's try... You want to try it in the back?" - The Standups 00:07
If he's like, "Let's try... You want to try i...
S01 • E01 He props open the glass cage with a two by four, that's how big it is. - The Standups 00:05
He props open the glass cage with a two by four, that's...
S01 • E05 Like I said, she's a teacher and we live in a small town. - The Standups 00:04
Like I said, she's a teacher and we live in a small tow...
S01 • E05 So I just imagined my mom going to the grocery store, - The Standups 00:11
So I just imagined my mom going to the grocery store,
S01 • E06 Good for you, I guess." - The Standups 00:07
Good for you, I guess."
S01 • E04 I think I would love it because I love shitting." Just say that. - The Standups 00:04
I think I would love it because I love shitting." Just ...
S01 • E02 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:05
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E06 There's always that thing. We're like, "In America, number one is family." - The Standups 00:05
There's always that thing. We're like, "In Am...
S01 • E02 No matter what was wrong, when I was growing up, - The Standups 00:07
No matter what was wrong, when I was growing up,
S01 • E01 But this time it's got dead rabbits in it - The Standups 00:05
But this time it's got dead rabbits in it
S01 • E01 I would have paid nine dollars to see what that rabbit's life was like. - The Standups 00:04
I would have paid nine dollars to see what that rabbit'...
S01 • E03 What the fuck are you on?" - The Standups 00:05
What the fuck are you on?"
S01 • E06 I think the number one in America is money. - The Standups 00:05
I think the number one in America is money.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 A lot of people's daughters are in here." - The Standups 00:07
A lot of people's daughters are in here."
S01 • E04 They want to be the Lewis and Clark to your asshole, so just let them be. - The Standups 00:05
They want to be the Lewis and Clark to your asshole, so just...
S01 • E03 "Oh, me and my wife, we drunk some protein shakes, - The Standups 00:07
"Oh, me and my wife, we drunk some protein shakes,