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So I don't even know what it feels like to not have some lady be like
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The Standups

So I don't even know what it feels liketo not have some lady be like, "I don't knowif I...

So I don't even know what it feels like
to not have some lady be like, "I don't know
if I would do that," you know

Full Transcript

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So I don't even know what it feels like to not have some lady be like,
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"I don't know if I would do that," you know.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:34
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E04 Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart - The Standups 00:08
Is there anything worse than waking up to your own fart
S01 • E05 The last time that I went home - The Standups 00:08
The last time that I went home
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:08
[laughter]
S01 • E03 "Excuse me, white woman. Can you order me 17 watermelon mojitos, please? - The Standups 00:05
"Excuse me, white woman. Can you order me 17 watermelon...
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 [women cheer] - The Standups 00:05
[women cheer]
S01 • E04 I would rather wake up to someone breaking into my house, literally, than that. - The Standups 00:05
I would rather wake up to someone breaking into my house, li...
S01 • E05 So I was going home to try and catch the baby, - The Standups 00:06
So I was going home to try and catch the baby,
S01 • E02 A gold star, that's lingo for, "I ain't never slept with no man." - The Standups 00:07
A gold star, that's lingo for, "I ain't never...
S01 • E03 I don't want to go back and forth with this bitch all night." - The Standups 00:04
I don't want to go back and forth with this bitch all n...
S01 • E06 She's like, "You're 33. You should stop playing video games." - The Standups 00:13
She's like, "You're 33. You should stop playi...
S01 • E04 Because I woke up and I'd freeze, - The Standups 00:07
Because I woke up and I'd freeze,
S01 • E05 And she has other kids that are outside of her walking around. - The Standups 00:04
And she has other kids that are outside of her walking aroun...
S01 • E01 And when you're married for a long time, fighting is... It can happen... - The Standups 00:04
And when you're married for a long time, fighting is......
S01 • E02 I've actually only touched a penis once in my lifetime, - The Standups 00:07
I've actually only touched a penis once in my lifetime,
S01 • E05 One of them is named Reed - The Standups 00:04
One of them is named Reed
S01 • E04 "I just have a squeaky duvet, that's a thing. Don't worry about it. - The Standups 00:04
"I just have a squeaky duvet, that's a thing. Don&...
S01 • E06 You're gonna watch seven hours of cat-faced women - The Standups 00:07
You're gonna watch seven hours of cat-faced women
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E04 Smells like sewage. Don't overthink it." - The Standups 00:08
Smells like sewage. Don't overthink it."