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The Standups

So, I'll tell you that,so I'm not hiding anything up here

So, I'll tell you that,
so I'm not hiding anything up here

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So, I'll tell you that, so I'm not hiding anything up here.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:44
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E02 They walk into a bar and are like, "It is fucking girls' night!" - The Standups 00:11
They walk into a bar and are like, "It is fucking girls...
S01 • E06 I don't know." - The Standups 00:06
I don't know."
S01 • E05 And I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in a while - The Standups 00:06
And I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in a while
S01 • E04 They're like, "Do you feel like God is watching?" - The Standups 00:13
They're like, "Do you feel like God is watching?&q...
S01 • E03 We do, but let me know if we are fucking or not, you know?" - The Standups 00:09
We do, but let me know if we are fucking or not, you know?&q...
S01 • E01 Because I was afraid I would drift out into the street - The Standups 00:13
Because I was afraid I would drift out into the street
S01 • E06 I learned no one can tell you're crying when you're shoveling snow. - The Standups 00:04
I learned no one can tell you're crying when you'r...
S01 • E05 And then what he came up with was, "Man, your tits got small." - The Standups 00:16
And then what he came up with was, "Man, your tits got ...
S01 • E02 "Fucking girls' night!" - The Standups 00:10
"Fucking girls' night!"
S01 • E03 They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do that, and this." - The Standups 00:10
They're like, "No, we have got to do this, and do ...
S01 • E01 And so I'm just stood with my hand like this, for like 30 minutes. - The Standups 00:05
And so I'm just stood with my hand like this, for like ...
S01 • E04 But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing it and getting fingered. - The Standups 00:07
But no, I can't do it, so I really rely on outsourcing ...
S01 • E06 [cries] - The Standups 00:07
[cries]
S01 • E01 I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confidently just walked up, - The Standups 00:07
I mean, we're up to the point where, if anybody confide...
S01 • E02 If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting laid. - The Standups 00:04
If she's not getting laid, her friends are not getting ...
S01 • E04 I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It's like, you can do it anywhere. - The Standups 00:05
I love fingering. It's my favorite sexual act. It'...
S01 • E02 She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vaginas. - The Standups 00:05
She's basically the bouncer for her friends' vagin...
S01 • E01 [laughter] - The Standups 00:07
[laughter]
S01 • E05 You see weight loss ads - The Standups 00:06
You see weight loss ads
S01 • E06 All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that sidewalk clear." - The Standups 00:09
All my neighbors are like, "This guy really wants that ...