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The Standups

So if my dog was going to town, I'd belike, "Can you use your paw or something?" Like, I...

So if my dog was going to town, I'd be
like, "Can you use your paw or something?" Like, I just feel like it would

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So if my dog was going to town, I'd be like, "Can you use your paw or something?"
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Like, I just feel like it would...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:02
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy
Production
Adrina Produkties BV

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Movie Summary

Comedy's freshest voices take the stage in LA for six half-hour specials packed with sly jokes, hilarious anecdotes and awkward confessions.
S01 • E06 You ever broken up with someone and just trashed them to all your friends? - The Standups 00:05
You ever broken up with someone and just trashed them to all...
S01 • E04 It would just be a waste of peanut butter is what I'm saying, ultimately, - The Standups 00:07
It would just be a waste of peanut butter is what I'm s...
S01 • E01 They want to show you the video. - The Standups 00:05
They want to show you the video.
S01 • E02 You might want to wear that Fitbit." - The Standups 00:06
You might want to wear that Fitbit."
S01 • E06 [audience laughs] - The Standups 00:07
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye surgery." - The Standups 00:12
Before you have it, they're like, "Here, watch eye...
S01 • E05 Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. You know? - The Standups 00:05
Oh, my God, don't let them fly out of your mouth hole. ...
S01 • E03 Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call him - The Standups 00:08
Ladies, if you get a man's phone number and you call hi...
S01 • E02 Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!" - The Standups 00:18
Yeah, thou shalt not judge, Jesus!"
S01 • E06 I got pretty fxcking honest back there." - The Standups 00:06
I got pretty fxcking honest back there."
S01 • E05 And then I got to thinking and I said, - The Standups 00:08
And then I got to thinking and I said,
S01 • E04 "I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi." - The Standups 00:04
"I'm going back to Jeff. Sorry Luigi."
S01 • E01 If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask that guy for a video, - The Standups 00:07
If I was doing it out of some guy's van, I might ask th...
S01 • E05 Like, "I can't be at this birth because of sports." - The Standups 00:09
Like, "I can't be at this birth because of sports....
S01 • E03 Women, when you go on a date, - The Standups 00:06
Women, when you go on a date,
S01 • E01 I was like, "Should I bring someone to take me home?" - The Standups 00:07
I was like, "Should I bring someone to take me home?&qu...
S01 • E06 I live in New York where there are "Nor'easters" - The Standups 00:08
I live in New York where there are "Nor'easters&qu...
S01 • E04 It is tempting, because I don't have a landing strip, - The Standups 00:06
It is tempting, because I don't have a landing strip,
S01 • E02 And there was always, like, - The Standups 00:08
And there was always, like,
S01 • E05 I feel like the only thing more feminine than giving birth - The Standups 00:10
I feel like the only thing more feminine than giving birth